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@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler Also of note, she was in BEACHES and you are a beached whale.
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler To boot, she was in THE FIRST WIVES CLUB and I believe you are in the THIRD WIVES CLUB.
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler However, she was only in RUTHLESS PEOPLE, you are ruthless people.
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler Also she was in HOCUS POCUS and well, you believe uncovering your crimes is a witch hunt, so there's that.
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler I think she was also in WHAT WOMEN WANT and sadly you are not what women want. (Not in the polls anyway.)
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler So she was in BIG BUSINESS and you are loved by BIG BUSINESS. (Until your tariffs go through, if they do.)
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler And she was in DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLEY HILLS, which you are also when it comes to voting.
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler And while she is terrific in THE ROSE, you are a total shit show in the rose garden.
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler And even though she is in OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE, you fortune is allegedly not so outrageous. (More so inflated.)
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler And although she is in THAT OLD FEELING, it seems you are only that old guy feeling up women against their will. (and bragging about it to Billy Bush.)
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler And her SCENES FROM A MALL, are not as embarrassing as the scenes you keep making in the National Mall.
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler And for the kids she is in CATS & DOGS: THE REVENGE, while you are so shitty you have no pet, maybe even hate animals.
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler (Note to the haters, if you think this thread is pathetic or sad or I should get a life, just imagine the President of the United States attacking actress and singer Bette Midler.) That was FOR THE BOYS. (She is in that one too.) Peace out.

Love ya Divine Miss M.
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler PS: If I left any out, please contribute. You guys are the wind beneath my wings.
@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler PPS. We’re supposed to hate Bette Midler now? Good luck with that. Even your most virulent followers grew up with that Beaches CD in their mom’s car. Vs some reality tv bozo.
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