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@realDonaldTrump ‘Anyone but me...’

Yeah because the planet hasn’t survived millions of years without some shady casino pit boss doing photo ops and signing blank pages.
@realDonaldTrump How will the flowers bloom and the vegetables grow without your tiny fingers pointing in the direction of the sun?
@realDonaldTrump How will bridges get built and babies get made without your social media rants about Bette Midler or NFL players kneeling?
@realDonaldTrump How will we reach for the stars without your 2nd grade understanding of astronomy and neglect for the expertise of scientists?
@realDonaldTrump And how will we all become rich without you pretending to do so first?
@realDonaldTrump Anyone but you will ruin everything you say you did. A giant wall will come crashing down, imaginary brick by brick. Tariffs, bans, emergencies, fake peace deals, etc. A scary proposition to have to soldier on without a loud windbag pretending he accomplished everything.
@realDonaldTrump Anyone but you won’t ‘take over’ they will be elected and lead. The world spins without your spin Donald J. Trump.
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