Namely. That one time in 1775 that Benny Arnold decided that he was totes gonna take Canada. By walking through the GODDAM BACKWOODS OF MAINE
Shit. Going. Down.
Anyways, the basic theme of the day is HOT FOR CANADA
like for real
The colonies be like
Narrator: no, they bloody goddam well couldn't
Anyways. Arnold debarks and goes to his dude who was building boats for him. Arnold wanted 200 boats. Bateauxs or some shit. The dude had two weeks to build them. He did. Outta green wood. Which ain't good. Not enough nails either. So they're kinda fucked
The rest of the expedition damns his eyes and whatnot & goes on
Company commanders be like
Like a Ford Fiesta.
I am SO glad we lost
Cause goddam do I love gravy on fries
That was the last time we got to occupy Canada
Arnold gets passed over for promotion which eventually leads to traitoring so S1s, DO GOOD PERSONNEL MANAGEMENT
My train of thought basically went off the rails and is drinking happily
Do trains drink?
This has been #drunjhistory
Don't invade Canada
That should definitely be sobering
Unlike this gin