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Josh Jordan
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This (real) video from GE on how to reset their "C" light bulbs is the most incredible how-to video you'll ever see.

They want to see how far they can push their customers before they snap.
After the third "turn off for 2 seconds" and "turn on for two seconds" you think 'This can't possibly go on longer' but you still have some twists and turns to go.

How did GE make something so horrifically designed?!
From GE's help article online... tips on how to count to 2 and 8 five different times to reset your lightbulb! 😂😂😂
It's so great that GE tells you that if it still doesn't work, you probably just weren't counting correctly or doing the 15 counting steps properly to reset your 'smart' bulbs. 😂
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Josh Jordan
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The greatest gift of the Mueller Report is that Seth Abramson is about to hit 300 tweets in a single thread on its findings.

You'll always remember where you were when Seth drops tweet #300.
You can read the thread *in progress* by starting at the beginning.



Which will be longer - the Mueller Report or Seth's thread about it?

STAY TUNED!
Everyone waiting for Seth to drop tweet #300 in his #MuellerReport thread.

This is more entertaining than the report itself!
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Josh Jordan
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Do you want to know what made Trump president? It wasn't the thousands spent on Facebook ads or the analytics.

It was the TV media that threw away all objectivity/ethics to cash in on the ratings juggernaut of Trump. They gave him almost *TWO BILLION DOLLARS* in free airtime.
Yes, the voters made him president (not the popular vote, of course, but in PA/MI/WI), but at the end of the day the media gave him so much free airtime that he was able to cruise through the primaries and then defeat a most historically terrible candidate in Hillary.
Did Facebook help Trump win? Maybe... and maybe with some states being so close that would matter. But if we're going to "#DeleteFacebook" as so many are suggesting (and that's fine), maybe we should delete the networks that covered Trump 24/7 while ignoring the sane candidates?
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Let's find out.
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