Back in 2010 I worked as an intern at GE Appliances & Lighting. That's the same org that produced this monstrosity.
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When we got to slide #7 it was a table of about 80 acronyms. They said knowing the lingo "was a key to GE's performance."
I became worried...
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I analyzed the data and wrote a python script to fix it all. Took me my first two days.
I went to my manager and asked him what's next. He said "huh?"
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That project was supposed to take my entire 12 weeks. I think they expected me to go through it manually line by line?!
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Sam was in the same position I had been. He finished his project and told his manager about it via email.
Sam's manager replied "I'll figure something out".
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Sam, and my manager, sat next to me. His manager sat in an entirely different building about 2 miles away!
And well, his manager never emailed him back. Not once.
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After another week, he realized he had been forgotten.
He wasn't happy, so he made a plan.
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He started tracking all of his activity in a spreadsheet, hour by hour, minute by minute. He added tags, estimates, projections. It was a serious spreadsheet!
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We empathized.
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To who? The CTO of the division was flying in with other execs to see them.
😯
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The CTO gave some small speech about "taking care of employees."
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All of us were petrified. What was he going to present? Would he just bullshit through his initial project and end it quickly?
He did not, and oh boy did he not disappoint.
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He then jumped to the next slide. It was a chart that labeled $/time, with the heading "GE $ Efficiency".
All the interns were squirming hard. The execs started squinting.
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Honestly I don't know how Sam had the balls to give this presentation so smoothly, but he rocked it.
Bam, next slide.
A PIVOT TABLE! 🤩
"As you can see Reddit is an outlier. GE has spent about $2k there."
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Sam didn't get a return offer. 😂
The company tried convincing interns to come full time, but why would we?
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Most of the good people there who I knew left within a year.
Done.