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Going through some old family archives, learning some interesting family history 
To clarify, my relative (grandma’s uncle) is the farmer who got shot in the face. Also, they misspelled his name; it’s Hefner, not Heffner.
Yes, believe it or not, I am related to Hugh Hefner.
Yes, believe it or not, I am related to Hugh Hefner.
Yours Truly, age 6 or 7, by Virginia Mickunas of Des Moines
By age 15, all hell broke loose
That ginormous ashtray was handmade by my aunt in her ceramics class, and was generally heaping with butts
Another piece of fine art with yours truly (age 11) as the subject, by an unknown Disneyland caricaturist
This was the weekend my mom and dad had the bright idea to go to Kansas City and leave a 15 and 16 year old home alone in a farm house
The ensuing party is still spoken of in hushed tones throughout the greater tri-state Siouxland region
Fun fact: my avatar Dogpipe Guy is not me. I am not a handsome individual but I remain endowed with a luxuriant full head of hair
Wwwwe
Geez, my first butt-tweet and it got 5 likes
