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Didn't watch the debate last night but I received healing mind waves from the Sedona crystal shop lady, and by god I am ALL IN
Lady, if you can cure my toe fungus telepathically, you've got my vote
brb, giving away all my hot rods and alcohol and moving to a yurt in Taos
Maybe it's just me, but "harness love" has a bit of a BDSM vibe
She should change her name to Yin and name Yang as her running mate
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