Thread by @zandravandra

—Things Heard At SGDQ 2019—
(it's that time again! here's where I list my favorite out-of-context sentence fragments spoken by Games Done Quick hosts, runners and commentators in a handy thread)
#SGDQ2019

he only has one dragon

the tragic bonk

seven years of dialogue

you cannot sit on the chair

touching a funnel is the only way

the mystery hug is the greatest

the whole mouser ball

I don't know who commissioned this giant foot sign

good luck to anyone who plays jenga

and here's the veggie attempt

magically work out for luigi

no donkey is better overall

this bird is a jerk

so delicious, nothing can hurt us

perfect fire lion

who was insuring the gun truck

your move, sonic twitter

you don't need to hit every single tornado

when you manipulate the wiggle

you wonder how he smells

you better avenge the bear

whiskers, tongue, I don't know what it is

you have to walk upside-down and hope the flies don't snipe you

the targets will just slide right off

we're all gonna howl together

right now, jeff is the most

straight up

wheaties cause you to gain 30 levels

wheaties not only make you powerful, they make you immune to lightning

whales are the super jerk birds

early influence the bat

unfortunately having to go in the basement

are we going to have a parade of bones

acknowledge the orb

it's also wrong to manipulate people

we gotta fight these ghosts

and kinda juggle them too

the one big problem with dynamite

maximum tomato

we became the food

monkeys that are somehow trying to rewrite history

I'll be going for a safer monkey

you can tell what a monkey's going to do based on the color of the pants that they're wearing

he will always walk forward

you wanna make sure you hard crank away from the turkey leg

I want to see this dude fight a virtual gorilla

you screamed at the proper times

yellow was a game

the eevee evolution for when you donate to them, patreon

it’s not possible to touch that shine

it’s 2019 you gotta play risky

I’m just praying my mouse holds

alright, new mouse

usually it’s captain 120

dogs are free

let’s not get wrecked in this room

lickers gotta lick

lickers DON’T lick, I said

the incentive for hunk

there’s a really hard liquor shot coming up

hamburgers are health, hamburgers are life

why are chickens attacking me

of course, dancing chainsaws

do not look directly into the game

this game has 100 difficulties

my least favorite spring

your regular nose goblins

the demon truck king himself

why is there a river of lemonade

when are you gonna buff my boy

what's the lore behind candyman

a predictable spiral of bullets

here's mom

this is the scariest part of the run

flying air guys should be arriving soon

thank you, some kittens

muffin has the most important mission

we got the double wiggle

now here's something that I discovered, lkbsdlbkfsdlkbsdfb

we've got the best dungeon in the game here, swamp palace

the infamous barrel

sometimes this wall is made of paper

if you're unlucky, you can get eight of these ponies

rats

we're rats?

we're the rats

and then his hands turned into grappling hooks

there are no queens, that is supremely unlucky

it's... floor meat?

we pre-emptively clapped for isabella

her zombie perfume is wearing off

he also shields his shins with his wrists

THE PEOPLE OF WORLD

they look like candy but you don't want to eat them because they taste like burning death and sadness

GUESS WHAT

there's more sawblades

the hardest part is filled with candy

I mean lasers

that was dracula, by the way