Thread by @zandravandra

—Things Heard At AGDQ 2019—
(time for my usual list of favorite out-of-context sentence fragments spoken by Games Done Quick runners and commentators in a handy thread you can mute if you want!)
#AGDQ2019

dash out of the room while we’re still asleep

you can still do it, it’s just a hundred times harder

surprise! it’s there and it will kill you

get to the next switch before it gets covered in lasers

as cute as he is, he’s trouble

it would’ve been bad if she’d killed me

take something popular and change a letter

that shield managed to take out a dragon

you’ve got this lightning chicken leg pattern here

magical plot stun

dear god that’s a big deer

we generally want to avoid being eaten by a big fish

awaken the god flower

you’re basically dead, casually

we don’t have the luxury of the phoenix

perfectly time the transformation

dying, of course, will make you drop it

the dolls kinda do whatever they want

mandatory backup meat

just worry about the hearts

please exist

get away, chicken

thanks, hades

the olive luck is very rude

we don’t care about olives anymore

hopefully this monkey is nice

the second fragment of love

birds, being birds, are jerks

not an ideal situation as he enters the ghost house

watch out for the falling meatballs

we’re going to quit out of the walk of life early

the bad ending section

once they get tired, you can stand on them

everything’s gotta be farts

at one point, there’s gonna be a little hope for us

we’re getting very close to the poison

it’s actually better to not talk to cath

now we’re a cat, which is very good

unfortunately, we’re not going to be a cat all the time

he purposefully jumps off yoshi there while eating him to freeze him into the ground

penguins love swimming through oil

it is worth noting he did that for swag

I was too focused on the meats

hotdog’s amazing jumping abilities

you’re still worthwhile <3

we don’t actually have control of karen

nice micro muffin

we now have control of karen

we’re going to be bringing karen down

activate the scroll of bees

as long as we’re slightly alive

they’re trying to destroy humanity, as they typically do

they didn’t die, that’s the main thing

shoutout to shrimp

you’ve got the guys with their suitcases full of birds

you definitely don’t want to die

I guess Dr Wily got tired of making frogs

it doesn’t matter if pizza man dies

sue the savage doorknob

reasonably small dungeons

that was a load-bearing boss

my favorite music genre: trombone disaster

I gotta punch this guy off the building real fast

the roosters can sometimes block me

gravity pulls me into the ceiling and I am dead

we have new ninjas

here’s our fish friend; he wants to eat us

he spawns into the void, and if we’re unlucky, he’ll walk away

sometimes they’ll hide behind indestructible trees

anything and everything kills me

thankfully, it was a nightmare

in the sewers you wanna run clockwise, just as a note

the moments that really separate you

the tabbing of the ancients

a boring sandwich with excitement bread

edward is generally not very good

the moon is an exciting place

there’s an item shop on the moon

summon the lunar whale

you do not have to fight the doors

this is not normal

love is a 2d framework

we literally put a DS in a box and stabbed it

I’m pretty sure you can use most fruit

you can do that whenever you have a banana

everyone in the village is a child

again, you’ll see me using stairs

if you clear a line, you won’t accept the garbage

they will love you and hug you and kill you

you can die after falling in a hole

a dungeon you don’t normally die in

just walk right on through that spike

if he waits to vape I can stagger him out of it

we never want to be over seventy

I can basically bone out before they can hit me

his face will just immediately explode

we’re gonna see some cheese with that mushroom

terrible fish pattern

if we lose this platform and somehow survive