—Things Heard At AGDQ 2019—
(time for my usual list of favorite out-of-context sentence fragments spoken by Games Done Quick runners and commentators in a handy thread you can mute if you want!)
#AGDQ2019
dash out of the room while we’re still asleep
you can still do it, it’s just a hundred times harder
surprise! it’s there and it will kill you
get to the next switch before it gets covered in lasers
as cute as he is, he’s trouble
it would’ve been bad if she’d killed me
take something popular and change a letter
that shield managed to take out a dragon
you’ve got this lightning chicken leg pattern here
magical plot stun
dear god that’s a big deer
we generally want to avoid being eaten by a big fish
awaken the god flower
you’re basically dead, casually
we don’t have the luxury of the phoenix
perfectly time the transformation
dying, of course, will make you drop it
the dolls kinda do whatever they want
mandatory backup meat
just worry about the hearts
please exist
get away, chicken
thanks, hades
the olive luck is very rude
we don’t care about olives anymore
hopefully this monkey is nice
the second fragment of love
birds, being birds, are jerks
not an ideal situation as he enters the ghost house
watch out for the falling meatballs
we’re going to quit out of the walk of life early
the bad ending section
once they get tired, you can stand on them
everything’s gotta be farts
at one point, there’s gonna be a little hope for us
we’re getting very close to the poison
it’s actually better to not talk to cath
now we’re a cat, which is very good
unfortunately, we’re not going to be a cat all the time
he purposefully jumps off yoshi there while eating him to freeze him into the ground
penguins love swimming through oil
it is worth noting he did that for swag
I was too focused on the meats
hotdog’s amazing jumping abilities
you’re still worthwhile <3
we don’t actually have control of karen
nice micro muffin
we now have control of karen
we’re going to be bringing karen down
activate the scroll of bees
as long as we’re slightly alive
they’re trying to destroy humanity, as they typically do
they didn’t die, that’s the main thing
shoutout to shrimp
you’ve got the guys with their suitcases full of birds
you definitely don’t want to die
I guess Dr Wily got tired of making frogs
it doesn’t matter if pizza man dies
sue the savage doorknob
reasonably small dungeons
that was a load-bearing boss
my favorite music genre: trombone disaster
I gotta punch this guy off the building real fast
the roosters can sometimes block me
gravity pulls me into the ceiling and I am dead
we have new ninjas
here’s our fish friend; he wants to eat us
he spawns into the void, and if we’re unlucky, he’ll walk away
sometimes they’ll hide behind indestructible trees
anything and everything kills me
thankfully, it was a nightmare
in the sewers you wanna run clockwise, just as a note
the moments that really separate you
the tabbing of the ancients
a boring sandwich with excitement bread
edward is generally not very good
the moon is an exciting place
there’s an item shop on the moon
summon the lunar whale
you do not have to fight the doors
this is not normal
love is a 2d framework
we literally put a DS in a box and stabbed it
I’m pretty sure you can use most fruit
you can do that whenever you have a banana
everyone in the village is a child
again, you’ll see me using stairs
if you clear a line, you won’t accept the garbage
they will love you and hug you and kill you
you can die after falling in a hole
a dungeon you don’t normally die in
just walk right on through that spike
if he waits to vape I can stagger him out of it
we never want to be over seventy
I can basically bone out before they can hit me
his face will just immediately explode
we’re gonna see some cheese with that mushroom
terrible fish pattern
if we lose this platform and somehow survive
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