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Live tweeting this game in the spirit of my analysis of the Grammys and Oscars (generally I focus on minor issues/gossip that cater to a small subset of followers but show an overall appreciation for the entire enterprise). Also I have a favorite team this time. #USWNT 1/
The Dutch are also a good looking people. 2/
They also seem really tall. 3/
We need to start using the term “will collect” in common conversation. 4/
Whenever I get nervous merely watching from afar, I can only imagine what it’s like to be the mother of a #WomensWorldCup2019 goalie. Two of my kids are goalies and I generally watch through a gap in my fingers that are covering my eyes. How do they watch? #stress 5/
OH: a begrudging “great save.” 6/
We need an intervention. #USANED @dandrezner 7/
Double replay of tweet #6. OH: “this is getting spicey” 8/
Retweet #6. Again. She’s awesome goalie. 9/
The room is turning on the refs. Never a sign of confidence. 10/
Happy Birthday to my husband (snuck this one in). Make his day #USNWT 11/🎉🎉🎉
My goosebumps reaction to the Mulan trailer followed by the Nike female athlete commercial should be proof to any marketing team that large scale, over the top, ads still work. 12/
Ok back to the main event. 13/
There is blood. 14/
Someone market that bandage. Freaking awesome. ™️ 15/
The VAR has spoken. 16/
Ladies. We love you!! #Rapinoe (Too stressed towatch live but replay was as good) 17/
Happy Birthday to everyone! 19/
The crowd here is now hoping #NED scores at least once and while I admire their sensitivity, I’m kind of wondering whether they think it’s called the World Cup for nothing. My god, people. I have to leave the room. 21/
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