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Weird Lines From CNN's Democratic Debates That Nobody Is Covering lidblog.com/democratic-deb… via @yidwithlid

@yidwithlid New York’s Senator Kirsten Gillibrand whose entire campaign is based on equal rights for women’ said: “The first thing I’m going to do as president is I am going to Clorox the Oval Office.”

@yidwithlid Gillibrand’s priority made me wonder why she believes a woman’s primary role was doing housework. And after she cleans the oval office will she take in people’s laundry and make some sammiches?

@yidwithlid Even liberal reporters didn’t give Bernie Sanders any credit for saying something brilliant. He explained the concept of liberalism and socialism better than anyone else–ever. During one of my channel flips, I heard him scream, “I wrote the damn bill.”

@yidwithlid Exactly! That’s the goal of liberalism. They write the damn bill, and voters are stuck paying the damn bill.

@yidwithlid Elizabeth Warren said something proving she knew little about politics. She said, “I don’t understand why anybody goes to all the trouble of running for president of the United States just to talk about what we really can’t do and shouldn’t fight for. I don’t get it!”

@yidwithlid Anybody who’s ever followed politics knows the reason.
Those candidates she criticized run to make money off of writing a book, to increase their fees for speaking engagements, and secure a contributor gig on MSNBC or CNN.

@yidwithlid I put on the debate and heard someone saying Yada-Yada-Yada, and quickly turned back to AGT. It took the next day’s newspaper to let me know it was part of the debate.

@yidwithlid Candidate, self-help guru, and Oprah’s spiritual advisor Marianne Williamson was saying so many Americans believe Yada-Yada-Yada, but I think she’s lying.

@yidwithlid After checking the big pollsters like Gallup and Rasmussen…not one asks people about their belief in Yada-Yada-Yada. At least not one admits to asking. Perhaps they asked the question but didn’t publish the results due to some dark psychic force.

@yidwithlid Rep. Tim Ryan may have agreed to Congress funding the building of the southern border barrier as long as some electronics were included.

@yidwithlid What I heard him say was, “Right now, when you want to come into the country, you should at least ring the doorbell.” Man if that’s all it takes that’s exciting, but did he check with Pelosi?

@yidwithlid Former HUD Secretary Julián Castro is a braggart. During one commercial break, I heard him make the claim that he is more coordinated than the average liberal. No one really cares about a president’s athletic prowess.

@yidwithlid Castro said, “I really do believe we can walk and chew gum at the same time.” Hey, Julian, there were children were watching, at the very least you should have said sugarless gum!

@yidwithlid Sen. Amy Klobuchar admitted to being a peeping, Tom. Switching over from BattleBots, I heard her talk about President Trump. She said, “I don’t think we should conduct foreign policy in a bathrobe at 5 in the morning, which is what he does.”

@yidwithlid How the heck does she know what Trump is wearing at 5AM? Which White House window is she peeping through? Did she direct Obama to put cameras put in the White House bedroom before Trump’s inauguration day? Either way, peeping is illegal, Secret Service should get right on this!

@yidwithlid Sen Spartacus, Cory Booker is not very observant. Well, either that or he likes to taunt old people, which is not very nice. Clicking over to the debate, I saw Booker turn to former VP Biden and say, “You’re dipping into the Kool-aid, and you don’t even know what flavor it is.”

@yidwithlid If the NJ Senator saw Biden dipping into the Kool-Aid, why didn’t he see what flavor it was? No matter the flavor, if Biden was about to take a dip in Kool-Aid, why didn’t Booker stop him? Does he get kicks seeing an old guy swimming in a vat of a powdered drink and water?

@yidwithlid When Joe Biden loses, he plans to run again in 110 years. Joe said so himself. At the end of his closing argument, Biden said: “If you agree with me, go to Joe3-0-3-3-0 and help me in this fight, thank you very much.” See! He already has a website for his 3030 campaign.