Thread by @surfacage

ffxiv: dragonsong war tweets, catch all thread for all non art ffxiv tweets as i run through msq/play in general (mute as wanted so i dont spam/spoil u)

aymeric: 13 meetings 25 audiences 7.5 proposals to run through
also aymeric: chills in bed at 10 am pondering about swords
can someone get this man a beer

also i will run the crystal raid things after dragonsong because apparently. they are important?????? my miqote scratch off with that graha tia lad will have to wait

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS KHLOE KID

ran with a dps in brayflox nm who got so mad the other dps lb’d at boss 2 that they sat out a full room of pulls... is there something special about lubing aiatar or

LBING I MEANT LIMIT BREAKING

they shoulda called the nero tol scaeva minion nero smol scaeva

estinien’s minion?????????? little dude put that eye away so help me

to be honest i know nothing about alisaie except that her hobbies are limit breaks and dissing her twin

u mean my dramatic arrival on the back of dragon grandpa DIDNT help ishgard? wats the point then

alphinaud trying to prevent me from wrangling embarrassing childhood stories outta krile

what is in sharlayan water why is everyone from there Like That

wait she has the echo IM... PLEASE DONT DIE

‘He was once a boy who practiced drawing for hours to impress young ladies...’ alphinaud m8 to be honest I too did this in high school, relatable

is putting his foot in his mouth alphinauds hobby or

uh what. who the fuck? are these the guys from the end of ARR??? why are they in villain black????? what’s going on????????????

IS THAT FUCKING THANCRED

thanks squirrel bro I guess

WAIT

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

AYMERIC

bitch what the fuck is this game STOP

oh okay he’s alive thank fuck where is he I’ll benediction his ass

r we sure we should be putting thancred and hilda in the same pt together like aren’t they gonna get a) drunk or b) arrested

face in hands why are both artoirel and aymeric going into the one single dungeon I would burn to the ground

Wait why are we leaving aymeric behind

aymeric has like 296000 hp yeah dude I’m totally leaving you behind

YEEEAAAAHHH VIDOFNIR

edmont stop I’m already dead stop killing me ST

URIANGER???? What the fuck is going on??????????

t-thanks house haillenarte

uh what’s with thancreds eyepatch? what’s with him in general? is he ok? bro don’t worry we’ll find minnie

aye back to muting msq tweets by default then i guess

i also have ‘shadowbringers spoilers’ and ‘shb spoilers’ muted forever so i think if ur name has it i won’t see ur tweets

what the EVERLIVING FUCK IS THIS

nice new duds though minfilly

uh wait what ???? I didn’t fight the goddamn bride of chucky for her to go explodey WHAT DO YOU MEAN AHES NOT COMING BACK??!!! ALPHINAUD DONT CRY WHAT THE F

for fucks sake aymeric stay in bed

why is there a pregnant pause after aymeric invites wol out is this a romcom what

goddamn the first rule of going into a bar is not to drink anything you didn’t see the bartender make WHY AM I LIKE THIS

lmao holy shit this comedy of errors

emmanellain lil bro stop

hey does this exhibition battle thing let me throw down with kan-e-senna? LET ME FIGHT HER

thancred is So Tired u just jelly man

you know what this peace conference is giving me the Heavensward Emotional Gut Punch vibes whatwith aymeric takin me out and alphinaud apparently having an emotional breakthrough afterwards

sweats aymeric what are you planning

oh for fucks sake

WHAT THE FUCK NO NO NO

u kno what if alphinaud picked up the habit of giving people somethin warm 2 drink to cheer em up from haurchefant doing it for him after ARR...

all right so are aymeric and estinien canonly good friends? How bout haurchefant?

because u know guys know me :) and the things :) I make :)

can someone send alphinaud to therapy the kid needs it

wait beating sohr kai mean alphinaud beat a dragon by himself? kid???? kid it’s time let’s go get sloshed

Lucia is one badass motherfu

holy shit dude this patches’ cutscenes are fuckin epic

I mean wow ARR didn’t have these kinda scenes... awesome

oh duck no nono hraesvelgr

holy fucking shit YEAHHH I HAVE HIS EYE GIVE ME BACK ESTINIEN YOU BASTARD

wait this song

Holy hell what an awesome fight

NO WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT KILLING YOU ESTINIEN WHAT

I’m literally crying fuck you square enix just why

THIS IS ILLEGAL I WANT TO FILE A COMPLAINT

oh man alphinaud is so upset over estinien what a good kid he’s grown so much

sweats it’s the several cutscenes warning lets go

first of all, alphinaud is actually crying, and estinien has a face,

Oh my god

lmao first thing this asshole does when waking up is diss his little brother WHAT A TRUE ELDER SIBLING

Ok it’s the Dark Evil Villain Power Rangers again

Oh shit wait ALISAIE??????????????

uh wow dinner with aymeric. I didn’t think that’d come through

.......this is a date isn’t it

“May I ask you a personal question” and this knight barges in is he going to cockblock me cmon man

LET ME ESUNA ALISAIE FOR CHRISSAKES

that absolute distrust WoL has for drinks he doesn’t pour though LMAO pls

uhh my good elder card throwers, do divinations from different AST stack or overwrite each other?

‘healer do your job’ maybe if you didn’t decide to park ur glass cannon blm ass right into boss cleave range 47468 gazillion yalms away from me??????? I know BLM don’t like moving, but seriously though, is healing them through that much dmg a thing i just need to get better at?

i don’t want to be salty but god some pts are just painful to heal

will urth’s fount kick my ass? i fought him in the crossover event in pso2 and i only remember the metric ass ton of aoe and the dps check

why is the whm battle stance so hilariously dramatic

what stat should I be melding if I’m using the same gearset across all three healers?

anyway I got some new paper

xelphatol sounds like something my doctor would prescribe

uh wait isn’t this dictionary man? What’s with the gerudo veil why is he with the Lads Who Want To Murder Me what the fuck is going on

pretty funny tho like WoL can’t be assed to talk to ishgardian lords properly, time to stand on ur war table

oh no I just want to wrap these twins in a blanket burrito and feed them warm hearty food OH NO

oh man is alisaie like this all the time is this alphinaud dunking hours now

do u think primals are sometimes like ‘for fucks sake eric I was on vacation stop summoning me’

“The hopes and dreams of so many rest on your shoulders, Warrior of Light” gee thanks like I needed to be reminded of the CRUSHING RESPONSIBILITY I’m not even getting overtime for this

fucking urianger I thought we were bros??????? what the hell????? you don’t see me helping with world ending calamities in haurchefants name do you?????????????

I’ve had this glamour for ages and I just realized the choker has the house fortemps sigil???? Uh... okay... okay then sorry dad fortemps that’s kind of... yea

uh ok so like the Party Of Darkness wants to invoke basically the third impact. How about. No

“If anything should happen, it should be me who... Just know that I am prepared to do what must be done” ALISAIE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?????????????????????????

yasss yda and old man papalymo

wait thancred is a bard? wow ok. explains bards then

wait these fuckers can use the echo DIE THEN

what??? urianger??? What’s going on

I....i need a moment

Alisaie is so badass holy shit

yeah now I feel rly bad for the dark power rangers...

Wait what? Minfilia????? No?????? WHAT

INTHIUGHT I WAS DONE BEING SAD WHAT THE HELL FFXIV

wait why am I giving tupsiwhatever to papalymo????? not after one of u guys uh oh’d him??????? IM

God damn it they have nidhoggs eyes For FUCKS SAKE I TOLD YOU TO CAST IT INTO THE FIRE ISILDUR

T-thanks msq just leave me here to die

urianger..........dude

I thought..... Tataru was a friend... shoulda known lalas never change... tataru please you don’t need to know my waistline

who’s narrating? where the hell is gyr abania??? waht

lol aymeric bro it’s ok one day we’ll have those drinks without me being a)in the middle of waging war b) on the run from Nice People Trying To Kill Me or c) uprooting random shrubbery and doing illegal logging

Emmanellain is the new dragonhead commander I’m so proud LIL BRO.....

somewhere estinien has just woken up in a cold sweat at this asshat using nidhoggs eyes

Wait

WAIT PAPALYMO

FOR GODSAKE FUCK THIS GAME

I knew when that song came on shit was going down BUT PAPALYMO DUDE WHY

ok this only means. anyone who doesn’t show up in the shadowbringers trailer I must bubble wrap

Lol the achievement for the quest is “School’s Out Forever” WELL OK WRITER MAN

god I just want to punch Nero’s smug face

does this look like the face of mercy???? discount seifer better watch it

Tataru made me new duds ;_; bless this woman

so are all samurai as Extra as this gosetsu fellow or

uh what? ydas tat evaporated? Where the hell is omega and dragon thing now? What??????????

wait holy shit ydas face

What is going on??????????? Lyse???????????????????

aye time to think of a new meme for the stormblood thread

leveling ACN for SCH and how??/ do dps live??/? with this queue time

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