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I love it when they announce it.
Is this supposed to hurt my feelings? Like you cant play with us anymore?
There is a second part before I was clocked. I tweeted a trending joke... suddenly I am on the” spectrum”.
I can’t stand these millennial passive aggressive insults.
Back in my day we just called someone “crazy mother ***r”

If someone had mentioned “spectrum” directed at us, we would have assumed it was a fancy compliment from the people who wear lacoste and eat Brie, on their way to watch their expensive horses F**k
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