Thread by @JewhadiTM

I am willing to entertain your most insane conspiracy theories about Epstein’s death hotair.com/archives/allah…

Me before Epstein’s death: Conspiracy theories are facile misdirections favored by people who crave simplistic explanations to soothe their own feelings of powerlessness.

Me now: The Illuminati whacked Epstein.

Everything’s on the table. If that guy with the crazy hair from “Ancient Aliens” wants to pitch me on something involving ET, I’ll listen to that too.

There’s only one no-go zone:

I just can’t. I can’t do another years-long @MSNBC-driven cycle involving Russians hiding under the bed @Maddow @JoeNBC.

Shoot me anything else and we’ll talk.

I mean, really:

“Jeffrey Epstein told prison guards and fellow inmates that he believed someone had tried to kill him weeks before his death, a source has revealed to DailyMail.com”

“The insider, who had seen the billionaire on several occasions during his incarceration at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, also claims that the normally reserved Epstein seemed to be in good spirits.”

‘There was no indication that he might try to take his own life,’

You can’t be removed from suicide watch until the chief psychologist decides that you’re no longer a risk to self-harm. Somehow, it seems, Jeffrey Epstein convinced MCC officials that he’d regained the will to live in the course of seven days.

“For them to pull him off suicide watch is shocking,” said a former federal warden. “For someone this high-profile, with these allegations and this many victims, who has had a suicide attempt in the last few weeks, you can take absolutely no chances.“

I’d encourage Bill and @HillaryClinton to put out this statement: “If we wanted to take him out, we would have gotten him on the first try.”