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So folks, carrying on from this thread tweeted a few days earlier.
Let me share some thoughts on what options the Browned Panted ones have in days to come.
(If u noticed any change in my favourite analogy of Paki Fauj, give yourself a pat on the back!)
So folks, carrying on from this thread tweeted a few days earlier.
Let me share some thoughts on what options the Browned Panted ones have in days to come.
(If u noticed any change in my favourite analogy of Paki Fauj, give yourself a pat on the back!)
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If you've observed the hysteria amongst the Pakis and of course, their liberandu friends in India, you would know by now that a bloodlust has been woken up deep within their deepest orifices!
If you've observed the hysteria amongst the Pakis and of course, their liberandu friends in India, you would know by now that a bloodlust has been woken up deep within their deepest orifices!
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A bloodlust that most of us have only witnessed amongst the English speaking ones such as this 'distinguished' gentleman!
A bloodlust that most of us have only witnessed amongst the English speaking ones such as this 'distinguished' gentleman!
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If this joker, who is a 'favourite' of the usual TV channels in India to 'present' the Paki point of view can get this worked up, just imagine what the aam abdul and ayesha who are actually fed from the vernacular will be feeling like!
The 'hurt' is very real, I tell you!
If this joker, who is a 'favourite' of the usual TV channels in India to 'present' the Paki point of view can get this worked up, just imagine what the aam abdul and ayesha who are actually fed from the vernacular will be feeling like!
The 'hurt' is very real, I tell you!
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But since the poor old moi only has access to the 'posh' Pakis, let me share a personal favourite - A Paki Mohtarma lecturing the Indian Prime Minister as she would lecture the ex girlfriend of her latest boyfriend!
Plz do watch her 'FINAL' Warning!
But since the poor old moi only has access to the 'posh' Pakis, let me share a personal favourite - A Paki Mohtarma lecturing the Indian Prime Minister as she would lecture the ex girlfriend of her latest boyfriend!
Plz do watch her 'FINAL' Warning!
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Bottomline - As discussed in the earlier thread quoted in the first tweet of this thread, the average Paki and his bibi is REALLY angry at India.
And Why?
Because India 'dared' to make a change to her constitution and do away with Kashmir's special status!
Bottomline - As discussed in the earlier thread quoted in the first tweet of this thread, the average Paki and his bibi is REALLY angry at India.
And Why?
Because India 'dared' to make a change to her constitution and do away with Kashmir's special status!
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So outraged were they, that they wanted their Tall, Fair Complexioned and Martial Brown Panted ones to take the battle into India and finish the Indian armed forces once and for all.
Yes, they are THIS much outraged!
Heck, they even trended #PakArmyRetaliateAgainstIndia
So outraged were they, that they wanted their Tall, Fair Complexioned and Martial Brown Panted ones to take the battle into India and finish the Indian armed forces once and for all.
Yes, they are THIS much outraged!
Heck, they even trended #PakArmyRetaliateAgainstIndia
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But in the middle of this, let me highlight one thing that I noticed.
The Paki Establishment has been endlessly emphasizing a non-military response.
The brown pants have suddenly become the Browned Pants!
But in the middle of this, let me highlight one thing that I noticed.
The Paki Establishment has been endlessly emphasizing a non-military response.
The brown pants have suddenly become the Browned Pants!
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There is no way the Paki fauj will launch any overt military action any time soon.
Heck, if they do so, won't their cornflakes and cement and parking lot and transporation and real estate and fast food and khassi sales and the tonnes of other business suffer losses?
Bolo?
There is no way the Paki fauj will launch any overt military action any time soon.
Heck, if they do so, won't their cornflakes and cement and parking lot and transporation and real estate and fast food and khassi sales and the tonnes of other business suffer losses?
Bolo?
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They are only doing it for their .. err, sorry .. Pakistan's economy!
Jokes apart, the lessons of the surgical strike and the Balakot strike must be too painfully clear to them.
But wait!
Didn't they won the Balakot aftermath?
They are only doing it for their .. err, sorry .. Pakistan's economy!
Jokes apart, the lessons of the surgical strike and the Balakot strike must be too painfully clear to them.
But wait!
Didn't they won the Balakot aftermath?
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Of course they did, as per the aam Paki and his bibi!
Heck, their own Propagandu-in-Chief HIMSELF told them that!
But what they missed was the fine text!
It read - We won the social media battle!
But then, why bother about the fine text when you can do the Bhangra, hainji?
Of course they did, as per the aam Paki and his bibi!
Heck, their own Propagandu-in-Chief HIMSELF told them that!
But what they missed was the fine text!
It read - We won the social media battle!
But then, why bother about the fine text when you can do the Bhangra, hainji?
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THIS, folks, is where the Browned Panted ones made a fatal mistake.
Instead of keeping a sane narrative, they went overboard.
At this point, I have a confession to make.
Please keep it to yourselves and don't tell anyone, lest it tarnish my reputation, you see!
THIS, folks, is where the Browned Panted ones made a fatal mistake.
Instead of keeping a sane narrative, they went overboard.
At this point, I have a confession to make.
Please keep it to yourselves and don't tell anyone, lest it tarnish my reputation, you see!
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Over the past few days, I have been going to .. err .. Online Paki Defence Think Tanks ..
But I assure you, it was only to get some dose of humour in the midst of all this Randi-Rona on Twitter, Sachchi!
Over the past few days, I have been going to .. err .. Online Paki Defence Think Tanks ..
But I assure you, it was only to get some dose of humour in the midst of all this Randi-Rona on Twitter, Sachchi!
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Phew!
Glad I could get that secret off my chest.
I feel much better now, thank you!
Here was one sample that I shared in my previous thread.
Hat's off to this guy - such clarity of thoughts, I tell you!
Phew!
Glad I could get that secret off my chest.
I feel much better now, thank you!
Here was one sample that I shared in my previous thread.
Hat's off to this guy - such clarity of thoughts, I tell you!
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Then there are others like him who want the PAF to give a befitting reply to Endia!
Nope, that is not a spelling mistake, btw!
This time they want the PAF not to 'hold itself back' and finish the job that they left unfinished on 27th Feb!
Then there are others like him who want the PAF to give a befitting reply to Endia!
Nope, that is not a spelling mistake, btw!
This time they want the PAF not to 'hold itself back' and finish the job that they left unfinished on 27th Feb!
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Heck, to show how serious they were, Pakis even trended #ShutDownIndianAirspace!
I guess the PAF aces must be running after the Propagandu-in-Chief with their AMRAAMS nowadays for painting such an exalted picture of their 'achievements' on 27th Feb!
Heck, to show how serious they were, Pakis even trended #ShutDownIndianAirspace!
I guess the PAF aces must be running after the Propagandu-in-Chief with their AMRAAMS nowadays for painting such an exalted picture of their 'achievements' on 27th Feb!
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After all the self-fellatio in Feb and March earlier this year, they now find the expectations of the entire populace of The Islamic Republic of Erstwhile West Pakistan are a bit .. well .. too much to shoulder!
After all the self-fellatio in Feb and March earlier this year, they now find the expectations of the entire populace of The Islamic Republic of Erstwhile West Pakistan are a bit .. well .. too much to shoulder!
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They have been 'gently' telling all that war is not an option!
Of course they can't say it themselves. They are sooooo Martial, no?
So they got their selected Beggar-in-Chief to say so, and that too in their National Assembly, no less!
They have been 'gently' telling all that war is not an option!
Of course they can't say it themselves. They are sooooo Martial, no?
So they got their selected Beggar-in-Chief to say so, and that too in their National Assembly, no less!
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Well played, right?
Wrong!
Judging by the outrage that atleast I have witnessed from my perch, the aam Paki and his bibi aren't buying any of this.
The Browned Pants are in a difficult situation indeed.
Well played, right?
Wrong!
Judging by the outrage that atleast I have witnessed from my perch, the aam Paki and his bibi aren't buying any of this.
The Browned Pants are in a difficult situation indeed.
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Damned if you do.
Damned if you don't!
But judging by the way things are building up, they will HAVE to 'do'.
Now what do they 'do' needs to be seen.
If they do something across the borders, there won't be even a social media victory this time.
Damned if you do.
Damned if you don't!
But judging by the way things are building up, they will HAVE to 'do'.
Now what do they 'do' needs to be seen.
If they do something across the borders, there won't be even a social media victory this time.
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Well they could use their 'non-state actors', right?
(Remember, the first time this phrase of non-state actors was used in the aftermath of the 26/11 Mumbai Attack).
But .. they've already tried it in Pulwama.
Well they could use their 'non-state actors', right?
(Remember, the first time this phrase of non-state actors was used in the aftermath of the 26/11 Mumbai Attack).
But .. they've already tried it in Pulwama.
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And they have one F-16 and 303 Balakot terrorists that they need to show as a 'routine peacetime loss' in the near future!
Now where did the figure of 303 come from, you asked?
Well refer the tweet below!
My hat-tip to Mr Lal!
And they have one F-16 and 303 Balakot terrorists that they need to show as a 'routine peacetime loss' in the near future!
Now where did the figure of 303 come from, you asked?
Well refer the tweet below!
My hat-tip to Mr Lal!
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A riot within India?
Doesn't look quite likely as yet, but they'll be trying, no doubt.
Step up infiltration?
Yaaawn!
So what CAN they do?
My guess - they wait for the public anger to pass.
And if it doesn't?
Divert it.
A riot within India?
Doesn't look quite likely as yet, but they'll be trying, no doubt.
Step up infiltration?
Yaaawn!
So what CAN they do?
My guess - they wait for the public anger to pass.
And if it doesn't?
Divert it.
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Divert it like they did in 1999 against Nawaz Sharif - by turning the entire Kargil fiasco on its head and making him the fall guy.
But this time, the axe, if it falls, will be on their favourite - the Beggar-in-Chief Imran Khan himself!
Divert it like they did in 1999 against Nawaz Sharif - by turning the entire Kargil fiasco on its head and making him the fall guy.
But this time, the axe, if it falls, will be on their favourite - the Beggar-in-Chief Imran Khan himself!
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Eid is right upon them.
Yet another 'Kashmir Solidarity Day' beckons on the 14th.
For those worried about the reactions post the lifting of curfew in Kashmir, I would suggest try and keep an eye out across the border as well.
Eid is right upon them.
Yet another 'Kashmir Solidarity Day' beckons on the 14th.
For those worried about the reactions post the lifting of curfew in Kashmir, I would suggest try and keep an eye out across the border as well.
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Will the aam Paki and his bibi be satisfied with the token 'actions' by their govt and yet another 'successful internationalization of the Kashmir issue'?
Or will they bay for blood - if not Indian then of the cowards who have led them up the garden path?
Will the aam Paki and his bibi be satisfied with the token 'actions' by their govt and yet another 'successful internationalization of the Kashmir issue'?
Or will they bay for blood - if not Indian then of the cowards who have led them up the garden path?
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More than Kashmir, I would be watching the happenings in Pakistan in the coming days and weeks.
Will the Brown Pants-in-Chief, Bajwa Saab, get the extension he craves, or will he retire peacefully in September, thankful that this whole mess is someone else's problem now?
More than Kashmir, I would be watching the happenings in Pakistan in the coming days and weeks.
Will the Brown Pants-in-Chief, Bajwa Saab, get the extension he craves, or will he retire peacefully in September, thankful that this whole mess is someone else's problem now?
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Will they be able to wait till the FATF meets and decides their fate next month?
Or will their own awam force their hand - either resulting in something foolish across the LoC, or even within their own borders?
Will they be able to wait till the FATF meets and decides their fate next month?
Or will their own awam force their hand - either resulting in something foolish across the LoC, or even within their own borders?
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What if India decides to play 'spoilsport' and reply to them outside the battlefield of Kashmir, say on the high seas this time?
All in all, good fun speculating.
Even bigger fun, watching the subdued chest-beating by the sarkari Paki handles on Social Media!
What if India decides to play 'spoilsport' and reply to them outside the battlefield of Kashmir, say on the high seas this time?
All in all, good fun speculating.
Even bigger fun, watching the subdued chest-beating by the sarkari Paki handles on Social Media!
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I, for one will be watching the coming week very keenly.
Curfew in Kashmir WILL be relaxed, hopefully much before the 'Kashmir Solidarity Day' of 14th August.
The failure of the much awaited 'uprising' to happen in Kashmir will be fun to watch.
I, for one will be watching the coming week very keenly.
Curfew in Kashmir WILL be relaxed, hopefully much before the 'Kashmir Solidarity Day' of 14th August.
The failure of the much awaited 'uprising' to happen in Kashmir will be fun to watch.
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The Paki awam may let loose a collective sigh at those 'ungrateful Kashmiris' and move on, much to the relief of the Browned Panted Ones.
Or maybe they won't!
Fun, no? 😂
In the end, I'll leave you with this graphic dedicated to the Paki Fauj.
Good Morning and Eid Mubarak!
The Paki awam may let loose a collective sigh at those 'ungrateful Kashmiris' and move on, much to the relief of the Browned Panted Ones.
Or maybe they won't!
Fun, no? 😂
In the end, I'll leave you with this graphic dedicated to the Paki Fauj.
Good Morning and Eid Mubarak!
