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Fact: When I get home from work, I will eat all relatively intact, half-eaten food items my family left on the table. A quesadilla wedge, half of a plain McDouble, a few cold fries—all are fair game after a squirt of Kewpie mayo, and maybe a few seconds in the microwave.
Did a cat gnaw on this thing? No, because I didn’t witness a cat gnawing on it. 
Did a cat lick these? Did they fall on the floor? It doesn’t matter, because as a cold, leftover fry connoisseur, I can tell you that McD’s fries—while tasty when hot from the fryer—are worthless when cold or reheated.
I’m not proud of this.
