Hmm I wonder why Samson Racioppi (@SamsonRacioppi / @maltoids / @samson4liberty) has a dating profile with '1488' in it. Ah well, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
@SamsonRacioppi @maltoids @samson4liberty We've got a 'Threat Level - Severe' on the Norwood scale
@SamsonRacioppi @maltoids @samson4liberty I'm sure the students at the law school Samson Racioppi is attending will be thrilled to learn he's not only threatened to make the streets run red with "commie" blood, he's also been arrested for aggravated reckless conduct.
@SamsonRacioppi @maltoids @samson4liberty To be fair, getting arrested for reckless conduct at 3:10 AM is a time-honored tradition among the Straight Pride set
@SamsonRacioppi @maltoids @samson4liberty Sam Racioppi really wanted everyone to know how frightened of glitter he is, huh? Like, did a full PR press and everything.
@SamsonRacioppi @maltoids @samson4liberty When he's not menacing suspected leftists, Samson Racioppi enjoys appearing in promo photos on the Yelp page for Sublime Bodyworks in Danvers, MA, owned by girlfriend Renae Murphy of Topsfield, MA.
@SamsonRacioppi @maltoids @samson4liberty Renae Murphy of Topsfield, MA has been hanging around Samson Racioppi of Super Happy Fun America for a while, so it's a good bet she knows what he's all about.
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