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Somebody could do brisk business by bizdeving up all the standard consumer Internet companies to allow them to do a managed IT service for VIPs.

“Look, Apple, you really want Justin Bieber’s business but you never want anyone talking about his account to your CS reps.”
“We both know you will not win this game, and when the article comes out about it, it will say Apple in the title.

Our proposal: flag your VIPs as Never Touch Ever. Give us a bat phone to your most trusted internal group. We will not call it more than X times per year.”
“Hiya new member of Hollywood royalty. Your IT needs now cost $100k a year. Cost of doing business. No, you can’t say no, ask your lawyer to explain the reps and warranties the studio made you sign again.”
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