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Dear internet, I'd like to tell you the tale of the @FedEx guy at @DragonCon. (A thread) #DragonConJon
Once upon there lived a cardboard cutout of a @FedEx man named Jon. He lived in the skywalk between the Peachtree Center and the Atlanta Marriott Marquis. This is him on the first night of @DragonCon #DragonConJon #DragonCon2019 
Please notice #DragonConJon's googly eyes and CAP WANTS YOU sticker on his shipping envelope during Day 1 (Thursday) #DragonConJon #DragonCon2019
On the Friday of @DragonCon, aka Day 2, #DragonConJon's vampire traits began to emerge #DragonCon2019 (not my picture, I saw this but was too tipsy for photoshoots)
On Day 3, #DragonConJon may have stabilized his new vampire persona? I don't remember anything significantly different about him. I'm sure his husband and adorable adopted kids missed him at home though. #headcanon #DragonCon2019
Things took an ominous turn on Sunday of @DragonCon (day 4 for the kids at home). At 1059pm, I saw him in the usual spot, he works hard! But he was changed in ways I cannot describe in words. #DragonCon2019 #DragonConJon
A late arrival to the party I attended in the Hyatt had spotted #DragonConJon in the elevators of the Hyatt, far from his chill hallway near the @FedEx box. #DragonCon2019 See the evidence below. Where was he going, I wondered
I heard that #DragonConJon might have been sighted in the fifth floor of the Hilton - super specific but unsubstantiated as far as I can tell. Where is he? #DragonCon2019
I'll leave you with the last that I know of #DragonConJon - at his usual home is a shrine, dedicated to him. We just seem to be left with questions at this point of #DragonCon2019.
Have you recently seen Jon @DragonCon ? Report back with photos and info 😳
Have you recently seen Jon @DragonCon ? Report back with photos and info 😳
I was told he returned, but alas, even the shrine to #DragonConJon has now disappeared, ephemeral as @DragonCon itself. Last sighted at the 5th floor of the Hilton, 0200 this morning. #DragonCon2019
BTW: this was him at the 5th floor of the Hilton, Sunday night/Monday morning
