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Or, you could move to Omaha and not have to live in a $1400 per month refugee internment facility
all problems are fixed with MOAR DENTHITY 
Gotta say Brooklyn BBQ has more appeal than LA apartment living
But I realize it must be hard to give up the Tinseltown glamour of living in Millennial Stalag 17 By IKEA
All along we thought Hogan's Heroes was an offensive sitcom about the past, when it was actually an offensive sitcom about the future
Living in a glorified chicken coop is a small price to pay for access to a bi-monthly 75 minute, 6-transfer bus ride to the Santa Monica Pier
Don't get me wrong, I love Los Angeles, have many friends there, and have traveled there 3-4 times per year for the last 15 years or more. But when it comes to living there, I'm content to be a tourist.
Google "Berkshire Hathaway."
For all its problems, Los Angeles is still world capital of most of my favorite stuff: hot rod culture, MCM architecture, Noir-era hash houses & drive-ins.
