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having just scrolled back through a year’s worth of insults about my appearance, i’m gonna have to retweet all my cutest selfies of 2018.
surprisingly correct take from the version of me who posted this a year ago, before i'd even really begun to experience the harassment that would come
heimbach did NOT have another event in knoxville in march because he had to go to JAIL in march because he assaulted his wife and his father-in-law after getting caught mid-coitus with his father-in-law's wife.
people forget about the cat! (also i was late to that city council meeting because i drove to west virginia & back that day to high five all the striking teachers? what a weird yea1jnO
if i could afford therapy maybe i could explore the apparent connection between fear of imminent death & what seems to be a desire to control some aspect of my physical existence (looking cute as hell). anyway, i definitely thought we might die that davjbm
this picture made so many nazis so fucking mad online, i still can't believe it.
selfies in the police state, a 2018 retrospective
selfies as pre-emptive evidence collection in case that guy makes good on his threats
it's true -- i stopped wearing mascara because at least a few times a month i find myself in a situation where i'm anxious the police might gas us, like a school board meeting or a riot or a small gathering in a public park or something.
would not have made it through without these very good dogs
i may be an antifa supersoldier, but i put on my black stretch pants one leg at a time, just like everybody else.
good comrades, good decor. it wasn't all bad this year -- i traveled a lot, at least.
not a selfie but arguably the best picture of me this year -- my extremely online, grossly self-referential, and absolutely perfect halloween costume
no object has ever inspired in me such a powerful combination of love and humiliation
i drove more than 20,000 miles this year. i drove in strange cities & under extreme stress. i was perpetually late & parked downtown a million times. and it's still an exciting & noteworthy achievement when i manage to paralo/7DpceVfZTO
what could happen to a person to make them this mad about how cute i am?
it’s heartbreaking, really.
it’s heartbreaking, really.
