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The thing I find bizarre about this kind of thing is that the ONLY reason to do it is because you think it will make people around you think you're cool.

Like, they're going to get to work and be: "OMG i saw a man blocking the aisle. It was filthy sexy."
It's the same as boys doing wheelies on busy streets. They think they look hardcore, but they just look like a twat on a Raleigh.
See also men / teenagers who do pull ups on the Tube.

Yeah. Well done mate. How about I come down your gym, stand under the salmon ladder and listen to podcasts for an hour?

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