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My hot take for who the #caretakerprimeminister should be: @theresa_may
... Bear with me.
#brexitshambles #toryconference #rebelalliance
... Bear with me.
#brexitshambles #toryconference #rebelalliance
@theresa_may Reason 1/5: She won't want it. That makes her perfect. Been there, done that, hated it. No chance of her trying to make a power grab. Keeps things neutral for the election.
@theresa_may Reason 2/5: No-one will want her to do it. She is universally hated We're never going to find someone everyone wants; why not someone no-one wants? Equality, innit?
@theresa_may Reason 3/5: She knows the job. She won't need to sit through mandatory training and be shown where the loo is and stuff; always annoying when you have a temp in.
@theresa_may Reason 4/5: Even if she did want to make some kind of power grab, she's so ineffectual there's no way she could do it.
