The Legend Returns quests - catch all thread for my non art #ffxiv stuff as I play through MSQ and...things 
hien rly gives me the 'super chill super nice frat bro who will ride a shopping cart down a hill with u just to see if u can do it'
btw all these meme parodies u guys can use em for whatever
?????? were goin treasure hunting?????? indiana jones here i come
god sometimes alphinaud is absolutely insufferable i wanna throw him into the nearest body of water
whenever ppl recognize my char name and call me out in chat 90% of the time i will die in some horrendously avoidable fashion like a moron IM SRRY IN ADVANCE
my buddy said there’s math in the stormblood alliance raids and i’m??? already having trouble with sophia ex pls i thought i was done with mental math I PLAY THIS GAME FOR FUN PLEASE MERCY
u kno it’s been 3 xpacs of me hearing lahabrea monologue nd i still don’t kno who the ascian god is. who r they y r they and auntie hydaelyn angry at each other
if hien is the nice chill frat bro, zenos is the creepy frat bro. also the only members of his frat r u and him. also the frat house is his house. also he rly likes fraternizing
does alphinaud really need to explain shit while were knee deep in saltwater come the fuck on
i take it back sch is a lot more fun than whm. ogcd heals out the ass
uh arenvald isn’t...he isn’t dying right? i’m convinced the only safe ppl are the scions anD EVEN THEN
fordola what THE FUCK STAY OUT OF MY HEAD FUCK OFF
they really had to show his grave huh mfw i thought we were OVER THAT GOD DAMN IT
nanamo: do you really have to test everything i’m drinking
wol: yes
nanamo: also do you really need to sleep in front of my door
wol: yes
wol: yes
nanamo: also do you really need to sleep in front of my door
wol: yes
are these patches just me having echo migraines all the way across eorzea
lolorito has a face i cannot believe
this better pick up soon i don’t wanna play indiana jones/steve irwin/the bodyguard the entire patch line
for fucks sake bosom lady how many times do i gotta kick ur ass
how the hell are u supposed to do this duty .-. just let them get enthralled and i’ll kill em cmon
maybe so. but fordola is still a dipshit
ouch oof my heart i didn’t expect these feels nanamo pls
lmao even nanamo is in on the dunking alphinaud thing it’s awesome
excuse me what
lol poor fish guy. u think alisaie supervising is less painful than lyse? boy
the more i play this the more i think alphinaud has no concept of money beyond national budgets
did this dumbass kid just jump screaming into the water ALPHINAUD THERES....THE DOCKS.....AND STAIRS....INTO THE WATER......
this is some daytime soap opera shit
this asahi guy is.........slimey
i feel like borrowing one of alisaies shivs to stuff in a boot or something why the hell r we takin slime boy on a tour
jesus he even knows about my time in ishgard is this an ambassador or a fanboy
idk maybe asahi is a good kid
uh
i take it back is he ZENOS' FANBOY WHAT THE SHIT
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wHAT???????????? ZENOS?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
excuse mE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
i. i think i need a restraining order. where do u file 4 international restraining orders
when i said. the game should pick up. i didnt mean garlean hannibal lecter coming back to life to haunt my ass I WATCHED HIM KICK THE BUCKET HOW THE F???????????????????????????
m smashed I shd play the rest of the patches drunk
y r we watchn gosetsu hv a sponge bath im....bruh
I’m not know how 2 feel bout this entire tsuyu thing
I will not shank the garlean ambassador I will not shank the garlean ambassador I will not shank the garlean ambassa
for fucks sake hien how do we keep on losing a war criminal
what the ever living fuck is wrong with yotsuyus family like everyone in it is fucked up
hiens ability to go from puppy to president in .0000000575 seconds is kinda terrifyin
god we shoulda executed yotsuyu while we had the chance
idk why but tsukuyomi q time is like...awful.... m gonna go talk to my plants
i should not. have queued. as heals. holy shit
asahi went from slime boy to straight up batshit insane
wait so we....we buried....zenos....waht? then who the fuck?
wait what ALPHINAUD NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THE CAPITAL I REFUSE NO
ive been told not to heal the next dg first time i get it and im.....................................im scare
um. his coffin. is empty. uh. what the FUCK
whos this katana soldier dude?????????????????????????????????????? what????????????????????????????? im so connfused????????????
theres a several cutscene warning i dont like this
oh my god no alphinaud no no no keep safe no
what the FUCK IM ???????? FIGHTING AS??????????? HIM?????????????????????
this kid doesnt even have lucid dreaming no wonder he has the stamina of a peanut
shadowhunter? ok? im???????? wa????
anyway. fuck dragons
on the brighter side. he did not die this run thank u friend who ran my baby ass through it
my heart alisaie it’s ok lil sis we’ll get him back even if I have to slaughter garlemald for it
guys that ‘fuck dragons’ tweet was a comment not a suggestion IM
uh wow sadu still wants to kick my ass K
sun bro please calm down WE'RE KCIKING EACH OTHERS ASSES HERE
oh no magnai dont do it DONT
he did it. this stupid moron
lmfao yshtola shut that down so quick like...ouch
its ok little sun bro y'shtola is too powerful for literally anyone
aymeric and hien in the same room IT CAME....TRUE.........................................................
i dont like the feel of this its like the deep breath before a fuckin supercell thunderstorm
cool im hearing voices again WHAT
THHANCRED WTF
is this like................more ascians???? voice said sth about the light thinger????????????????????? whats with the involuntary astral projection?????????????????????????????????? whats going oin?????????????????????????????????????
URIANGER NO FOR FUCKS SAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP WHAT THE FUCK
I DONT WANT TO BE ON THIS RIDE DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH MY TWINS I DSWAER TRO FUCK
i dont like this like the more i progress through the quest markers the more terrified i am alisaie or alphinaud is gonna get alien abducted or some shit like the others
ZENOS IS WHO? the fuck?????? WHATS THE POINT OGF ALL THIS??????
??????????? WHY IS SLIME MAN HERE??????? GRANDSON??????????????? WHAT????????
jesus fuck it’s always the slimey auburn haired dramatic rat men
WHAT???????? THE ASCIANS MADE????? THE IMPERIAL THINGERS EVERYTHING????? what the fuck is this like a giant game of chess to them WHAT
um. ok so slimey man was shot but isn’t he in sh
ok no he’s a RAT
lol @ alisaies impression of alphinaud, uncanny
ok so basically everything is going to shit
also im comin out of cutscenes and ppl r waiting for me and givin me stuff which is a) heartwarming and b) fucking terrifying WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN WHY ARE U GUYS COMFORTING ME WA
NO NOT THIS VOICE AGAIN DONT DO IT DONT TAKE HER I DONT GIVE A SHIT BOUT UR GATES
N
NO
NO I DONT WANT THIS I DONT WANT ANY OF THIS
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK GAIUS???????? WHAT???????????? wait its his fuckin gunblade WHAT THE TADSFKJS
just when i thought rat man couldnt get any creepier, hes...apparentyl....cloning himself..................................wat
this parley is really going well i can tell
cool they’re actually talking lol
literally what the fuck varis
uh so like r we fighting against the ascians? wat? rejoining worlds? but war of darkness bro's world is like....gone rite wat uhhhhmmm
k war it is then
wait this isnt gonna be cartenau all over again is it???????
Alisaie. No. I will never leave you alone. We'll get through this together I promise
im dying squirtle aymeric and kan-e-senna fighting together my wols dreams come true LOL
NO
no no NO NO NOT HER
come on i promised we'd get through it together why
i cant do this alone guys :( why slep
how did u ppl survive this as the patches came out like...that wait mustve been awful
why is the title of this duty a requiem for heroes IM?????????
ayt its zenos come at me bro
jesus fuckin christ who is this guy LISTEN FUCK YOU AND YOUR GATES DISEMBODIED VOICE
god this duty is so good so far holy shit
wait no guys stop fighting im here STOP
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GATE GUY IM IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING STOP IT
what
WHAT
IS THIS ASSHOLE GATE GUY????? WHAT???????????
I need to lie down what’s happening where am I what
oh my fucking god ESTINIEN
aymeric....what a good man.............................................
jesus fucking christ going out with all the ishgard feels now DAD FORTEMPS I MISSED YOU
uh why is like everyone going farewell may we meet under happier circumstances
just want to say thank you guys for cheering me on and givin me tips and stuff. thank you so much
hay wait tatarus rite. HEY IS GATE GUY CALLING CAUSE HE HAS MY FRIENDS????????????? maybe try to be a little less enigmatic gate man????????
wait. my enemy??? my friend????? IS THIS WHO I THINK HE IS????? WHAT??????????
this makes less sense with every cutscene I THOUGHT THINGS R SUPPOSED TO BE RESOVLED!!!???? IN THE END?????
can we like knock at the tower and check on graha tia :( bro
ayt that’s it lads what a ride
hey wait i lost my sprout NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ayt what do I gotta do b4 shb? m done with ct/sky pirates/coils/alex. omega soon. 4 lords? ivalice raids?
y do u sadists like watching me suffer IM...INNOCENT AND PURE AND FFXIV RAN ME OVER LIKE AN UNINSURED TRUCK
also i’ve discovered what i’ve bn spoiled about for rat man doesn’t rly spoil anything so i’m like 99% blind going into shadowbringers thank u 4 ur support in these trying times. will any of the dgs/trials require looking up a guide for beforehand? i main tank/heals
like i wanna play. but i also wanna shitpost. and make ppl cry. and actually do irl stuff. and patreon stuff and actually go out to see the sun and how does anyone live with this fucking mmo fucking them up fuck
how do i convince a friend to play this so far i’ve thrown viera, omniclass chars, tanks/heals viable and awesome, cosmetics don’t need no extra rl cash etc at him
ahh mb for the dgs i’ll ask if any of u guys r free? help...baby... not baby... also first time bonus n shit
