Shadowbringers livetweet thread, catch all tweet for non #ffxiv art tweets as I play through MSQ etc. Thread is muted, pls no spoil im goin in nearly blind 
first of all. why does this guy have a snitch in his collar we just dont know
its asshole gate guy agaIN THROW WIDE THE GATES FOR WHO WAIT WHATS HAPPENING
._. i thought we were gonna chill 4 a bit b4 goin into the hard shit cal m down gate man
what the FUCK
oh no is this warrior of darkness bro
wair WHAT
isnt this the merchant dude...from the start? and this looks like twilight zone tailfeather? and its not fuckin night old man???????? im so confused
place is gorgeous though. looks like some funky photosynthesis disco goin on
asshole gate guy in the flesh! or crystal. or whatever the hell that is IM GONNA DECK HIM
wow hes. tiny tho lol and im miqote which is already smol
ok asshole gate exarch dude dont u hv ur own wol? jesus why summon my ass
waa it's the trailer city! it looks so good
"villains known as the Warriors of Light" .______.
MINFILLIA IM COMIN FOR U
good thing im. im a dark knight. dark. like night (which is very dark). not a white mage or uh. anything
well where is asshole gate guy from anyway ppl r givin me weird looks when i say were from the same place
he summoned the god damn CRYSTAL TOWER dude ???? u better hv not taken my crystal tower i hv a bro in there
uh. wat. thats not a hume thats a hyur WAIT is that a bangaa IM??? THATS ELEZEN??? NOT AN ELF/??????????????????
wait he TOOK MY TOWER GOD DAMN IT
NOO HE SAYS MY BRO ISNT IN THERE
why is thancred naked again
this fucking dipshit SEND THEM BACK
so basically this is asshole gate guys version of misdialled numbers lol
its....................................................its my fairys aunt...........uncle...................................................uh
WARRIOR IF DARKNESS BRO HAY
he has a name. that i was told to blacklist. oh no
cmon ardy its not that bad. buddy cop movie!
the battle music is SO GOOD
ALPHINAUD. BRO, ALPHINAUD WAH
nice uggs bruh lmao
ok so like the mobs r called forgiven...thingers?? thats where some of u guys twitter usernames cvome from???
wow eulmore and gatetown is like ishgard but worse
next thing ur gna tell me is that meol is like.........................soylent green
alphinaud imitating estinien is so good. but he like spent a year here with no estinien and ME NOT BEING THERE so now im sad :( fuckin gate guy
is thta....was that a fucking strip club eulmore what
this entire place is ...creepy.... the vibes are really creepy. like i need an adult creepy
in what country is a fucking shower and perfume a requirement for citizenship
the strip club is an actual...place....holy shit
this guy is telling me i need to dance on stage NO ILL SET THIS PLACE ON FIRE BEFORE I DO THAT
I take it back. This place is a thousand times worse than Ishgard
uh...whhat is ascension.....IS IT WHAT I THINK IT IS...????
WHAT THE FUCK
its ffxiv jabba the hut
i cannot stress this enough: WHAT THE FUCK SHADOWBRINGERS
is the entire xpac this wild what the shit
ITS RAT MAN
takin a break i need to lie down and...be disgusted
god from the amount of smileys ... it gets worse?
honestly though I did not expect a final fantasy title to go that dark that explicitly straight out of the gate, but I should have known from the DRK job quests yea
my buddy preparing my body 4 shb I CAN TAKE IT OK IM STRONG
also screw u guys if this xpac hurts me u know I’ll inflict it back to every1
m watching the shb trailer agn and ???? that wasn’t how 4.5 ended???? wat
;_; when ur cohealer wont stop dpsing to res u or other ppl my dude pls
rat man gives me the that ‘old n flamboyant HS drama teacher implicated in several of his husbands accidental deaths but nvr convicted cause reasons’ vibe
cn some1 comment with crystal exarch and solus von grawahatever outfit refs? i’m tryin to avoid googling anything shb related nd i can’t go ingame atm
uh that hood is sure glued to asshole gate exarchs head... is he like estinien? does he hv a face? i don’t trust hidden face chars is HE AN ASCIAN??? he has like the same color scheme as solus
suspicious
rat man.......................................................
amh araeng music makes me feel tingly
holy shit the kobold is talking
ok so asshole gate guy covers my board and lodging and travel and ... i feel like. a kept guy. ur still an asshole exarch
alisaie...has been telling her friends....about me............................. kid ur the best ;_;
sweats this quest is givin me the runaround GIVE ME MY SISTER DAMMIT
alisaie ;_; all the hugs
guys its not like. u send me to my death trying to murder gods/championing revolutions/picking weeds every other day right. halone ill be fine dont worry
k so sin eaters r like... infected with rabies of light. something?
........dont tell me im gonna hv to execute the patients i just looked after ._. m8
the twins grew up so much..................................................
why is shb so fucked up? the hell
hay its one of the anrgy lady.... kuribu? looks like one of them?
what THE FUCK
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
i. was not prepared. in any way shape or form
ishikawa is not fucking around man
.___. is the captain gonna survive holminster switch
alphinaud is. surprisingly confident. alisaie is just angry
._________. we had to. kill. tesleen
i love. the blackest night. the best cd
...................... the victory cutscene is so sad mfw
holy shit i did the thing the trailer thing
HES SAYING THE TRAILER THING ASSHOLE GATE GUY IS SAYING IT
okay maybe exarch isnt so bad. a good man. still an asshole gate guy but...hes ok. please dont be an ascian
that or please dont die at the end for halones sake MEDICA CIRCLE FOR ASSHOLE GATE GUY
buries face in hands the role quests are to hunt ardy bros party mates what the fuck
lali........ho?
.___. guess i have to level drg to get that last role q
"But I wonder... what will it cost you this time?" Ardbert please
MINFILLLYYYYYYYYYYYY
AAAAAHHHH ESTINIEN??????????
why does estinien have to do the twirly spear thing every time
okay so NOW hes a scion when im literally a universe away god damn it estinien at least say hi JUST ONCE
crystal exarch is a sneaky fucker isnt he
his VA is so good though lol
'having mentored generations of Minfilias' wat
just gotta say i love the shb leitmotif its so good
holy fuck i stayed in the crystarium long enough for the night theme to kick in and its so awesome. soken is a god
time 4 some good ol chemical warfare
is this ranjit dude another zenos ._.
THANCRED!!!!!!!
rat man makes even less sense than asshole gate guy
il mheg is like a scottish fever dream, but after i dropped acid
ARE THESE LIKE MOOGLES AGAIN FUCK THOSE FURRY LITTLE BASTARDS
lol alphinaud is still thinking of estinien after all this time ''The dragoon's jump would have been useful for this task" dont worry bro ill send u back 2 the source if only for u an estinien to pretend u dont like each other
any of u guys seen the movie annihilation? il mheg reminds me uncomfortably of the shimmer. in fact this entire fuckin jaunt reminds me of the shimmer, creepy
uh whats this? whyre the hedges holding swords? r these even hedges
....................................is there ANY area in this xpac that isnt creepy aside from the crystarium
honestly though il mheg has that fae feel down and by fae feel i mean the 'do not go there because everyone knows not to go there, we don't understand why we're not supposed to go there but we just don't' feel
the hells this? frog squirtle with lash extensions?
........theyre not hedges
i feel like. theres not gonna be a day that goes by. that i wont go 'what the fuck shb'
passive aggressively casts regen on exarch every time i drag my ass back 2 the crystarium
idk ppl r tellin me asshole gate guys their fav char but he’s givin me aymeric vibes and let me tell u i spent the entirety of heavensward convinced aymeric would turn out to be a villain bc he was consistently being a good, well-loved guy
or worse he’s another haurchefant PLEASE DO NOT FFXIV
the smiley faces hv lost all meaning i can’t tell if u guys r fuckin with me or not why r u all like this? sadists
btw if u rly want me to see sth you will need to DM me i’m basically mostly ignoring tweet replies. i shd probably ignore em completely.............
make an exarch shitpost or .... play through pain
you know what ur smiley face things remind me of? exarchs smug face I WANNA THROW HIM INTO THE WATER AND
is the reason why exarch wears his stupid hood up bc he’s bald and if he takes it off the light will reflect off his crystal egg head and would kill everyone within 100000 miles
hey if he’s like half crystal can i attune to him?
........what gates did i throw wide with that last tweet mfw
tfw ur an sch and ur ast coheal goes nocturnal guess i’ll die
first of all. what
nero looks like a used car salesman. scammer
I changed my mind. I would die for this good boy
basically the omega raids are like being in a carnival with ur two uncles and ur dog but everything is trying to kill you
bruh i didnt want feels i wanted death by fun
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MIDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
btw m not rly tweeting out reax to omega i dont wnna spoil but its rly cool
when i said. i would die for alpha. i didnt mean literally
god. alpha...... my son....... my baby boy................... omegascape is so fucking good guys if u hvent played thru it u gotta
ah yes the 4 basic roles of FFXIV
"thancred looks just like you feel" I feel u buddy
._. did i do all those chores just to get chewed out by my fairy godparent
hahAHAH alphinaud why do you poke the bear? why? alisaie go pound him into the ground
theyre threatening the other pixies WITH MY UNDIES FEO UL COME ON I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS?????????????
ok so basically Feo Ul is 'I've only had wol for a day but if anything happens to him ill murder everyone in this room and myself'
I wish I looked this good after being unwillingly astral projected straight into another world because an asshole gate guy butt dialled my number while trying to call my warrior of light bro
did we really have to go there shb did you really need to show me this I DONT CARE IF I DIE THEY HV TO STAY ALIVE
I knew my knowledge of Pokemon types would come in handy
uh so do all elezen go hard like that on arm day or is it just urianger
thancred..... dadcred.... ngl he and minifilia are adorable
also idk if it's just me but the cutscenes are rigged/angled a lot better than previous xpacs
god damn it stop IM ALREADY DEAD STOP when thancreds voice broke that was so bad
figures that lash extension squirtle land is a dungeon
is shb generally like....the prettier it is the more likely it is to kill me
uh. first of all. no
these frogs... are thirsty... for me... oh no
ardbert... bro... my guardian angle
hey mb we can get ardbert another body or something??? mb back home???? like he gave up so much he deserves better
i feel like im. im in the labyrinth. am i sarah??? whos david bowie here????????
that fucking titania jumpscare WHAT THE FUCK
who comes up with this shit????????????? why?????? what the hell ishikawa????
gimme my damn shoes cinderella needs to go to the ball
bruh wait am i talkin 2 ardbert's amaro? tf why does everything hurt
does shb ever stop with the heart punches PLEASE
this equivalent exchange thing OMINOUS
ny1 up to carry my infant ass thru titania? i need a heal and a dps :( pm me pls
wow holy shit rip my inbox thank u guys
I had no idea what I was doing except screaming but! Thank u guys! photo by @NTDprime
@surfacage wait WHAT I HAVE TO REPLACE TITANIA WHAT
holy shit feol THEYRE SO BEAUTIFUL....AND MURDER
mfw is she jelly of my pixie alisaie pls???????
lies awake at night thinking how to inflict pain on the ffxiv fandom with the entire black rose thing
also lies awake at night wondering how elezen sleep on the side of their head like r ur ears pinned back or forward or do ur pillows hv ear slots or
thinking about it if so many ppl apparently figured out who exarch is b4 shb came out there’s rly only one person who’s a) that small and b) has crystal radiation exposure w/e but why would he lie to me???? were we not bros? wow?/??
wait he might still be bald. under that cowl. if it’s rly small crystal president bro. like if he’s who i think it is it makes literally nothing clearer lmao what happened why is he Like That we just don’t know
u kno what m just not gonna think about it like he’s still asshole gate guy Who Likes Paying For My Shit
me yelling @ asshole gate guy from where he can’t actually hear me and do his smug smirky thing
me, a filthy casual: how on earth do ppl do at level savage content? r u masochists?
what’re ur melds for tank? i main drk but would kinda like to use the same facet set when farming/raiding/whatever for other tanks. i don’t think i’ll meld viiis into it either with a patch so close so mb just some vi?
because u kno why not
