FN4: SCOTUS is only interested in protecting specifically enumerated rights... 9th Am? Never heard of it.
SCOTUS: We literally just said in Brown v. Bd that it violates the equal protection clause.
But these are DC schools, and the 5th Am doesn't have an EP clause...
SCOTUS: Whatevs, same diff.
Oh, ya mean that didn't clearly resolve the issue for all of time?
Much like their football team under Jim Harbaugh, Michigan loses.
[Obligatory #FireInaTheatre shoutout to @Popehat]
Justice Holmes (dissenting) finally gets one right.
Weird, nobody questioned this corporation’s right to 1A free speech protections 🤔
Justice Scalia wins. Fatality.
I don’t practice Santeria. I ain’t got no crystal ball.
But city cannot target one group’s... ri-tu-als.
Not sure this is a #ConLaw case @JoshMBlackman and @RandyEBarnett.
J. Breyer has determined that this County’s mind wanted them for unconstitutional reasons.
Not really my area of the law, but I'm not sure a "however J. Breyer feels about it" test is going to be practical in the long-run.
Justice Thomas had the privilege of writing a solo concurring opinion. Get it? "Privilege"? Ayyooo.
Guess you could say this regulatory taking really under-*mined* the 5th Am, eh? Ayyooo.
Evil motives turned to bumbling incompetence. Last I heard, the property is used primarily by feral cats.