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A thread with a great, swashbuckling startup story from Nigeria. I won't spoil it for you.

Many founders recognize, in Twitter parlance, "this energy."
Trying to think of a story that I could tell which would appear in the same genre but this has so many things going for it.
On "Eff it, we have customers to serve, let's get creative":

I was once asked to write a disaster plan for delivery of messages in the event Twilio was down. I wrote, quite formally, that "Contingent on the POTS system being down, we will failover to manual human delivery."
POTS system being *up*, that is. Not much point in me calling every customer needing a call if calls are down nationwide.

"You were bluffing."

Well I was bluffing with a specially made page in admin to support that workflow and having trained in a call center (my first job).
Organizing social suasion to convince a counterparty to move faster? Hmm. If it counts, I once resolved one of Google's famous "We'll keep forwarding your messages to /dev/null until you give up" with "Go to google.com slash my-case-study and then find a fixer."
"Banks don't move at startup speeds."

Oh my, the stories. One which is explicitly not related to the current day job: took approximately six weeks to get a business banking account for the Japanese subsidiary of my last company, and (this is an exact count) 123 pages of docs.
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