Many founders recognize, in Twitter parlance, "this energy."
I was once asked to write a disaster plan for delivery of messages in the event Twilio was down. I wrote, quite formally, that "Contingent on the POTS system being down, we will failover to manual human delivery."
"You were bluffing."
Well I was bluffing with a specially made page in admin to support that workflow and having trained in a call center (my first job).
Oh my, the stories. One which is explicitly not related to the current day job: took approximately six weeks to get a business banking account for the Japanese subsidiary of my last company, and (this is an exact count) 123 pages of docs.