As if on cue, strange things have been happpening this week across the museum.
Buckle up.
🎃a haunted thread🎃
PART 1/2
It’s kind of therapeutic, like an SAD light.
Life gets busy. Emails overflow. The soul blocks, spluttering like an old pipe.
People like it. We really do.
Families have lived here, students have lived here. Stories have lived here. They continue to.
We know it’s there. We just don’t know how to get to it.
This is where it started.
Also, if you put your hand on the glass, scan it and print it out, you can hold it up and high five yourself, in the past. The future you, beaming.
We appreciate what it does for us, daily.
Instead, it was being used for fliers for the Late we're having next month which we're going to tell you loads more about very shortly — though not today.
Fliers. Fliers. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Instead, it was an A4 sheet, bearing the same inscription repeatedly, a broken chant, a strange spooky incantation.
Over and over, it said: Say Happy Halloween to the chickens.
Someone even put a copy on the staff room fridge — with a little chicken fridge magnet, with tiny, gliding eyes.
This is all it produced all day.
It was a fault on the network, they said. Strange crossed wires in the digital spheres.
And we were glad it was fixed. High fives all round. Scanned, printed, delivered.
How else do you tell it? How do we?
It didn’t end as normal.
On it, each said: Say Happy Halloween to the chickens — trimmed to the shape of a tiny yellow chicken.
Because throughout the day, these little yellow chickens had begun appearing everywhere. And nobody knew who was behind it.
In the morning, management circulated a polite request, for the chicken malarkey to wind down. As funny as it was, it was wasting stationery, evicerating our stocks of yellow post-its. Which it was.
Please stop it, please. Please, thank. Thanks.
It said: Wish the chickens a Happy Halloween.
The sender's name was CHICKENS.
And what's worse: whoever was responsible was there.
We think people thought it was us.
🎃🐔END OF PART 1🐔🎃
📚💀Back From The Thread 🎃🐔
And who had been missing? Who wasn’t there? Who wasn't here when they should have been?
We looked out to the little room beneath the chimneys, the waves of red brick, rising back.
We still think we saw a light go out.
There they were, in their little hut, pottering. Not emailing. Not hopping around the museum and attaching post-it notes to out-of-reach places, stacking on top of each other like a chicken pyramid.
They wouldn’t understand. They couldn’t. They’re chickens. They do what it says on the chick-tin.
And if we were going to do that, then we might as well have wished them a Happy Halloween, instead.
As the supervisors packed up, they found, made from yellow string, two small chickens.
No one remembers anyone making them.
The lights look different, we overheard. They don’t. They just shine. But even that, today, feels a little sinister.
One camp has emerged to say that at some stage, we should all go outside together and wish the chickens a Happy Halloween. Maybe make light of it — like Thomas Edison in a jokes factory.
The chickens deserve it, probably.
But it doesn’t solve the problem. It just creates more. A deficit of sweets. A wrath of trick-or-treaters.
We're half waiting for an email from management of what we should do.
Say Happy Halloween to the chickens.
We would encourage you to count your chickens, and then wish each and every one of them a very Happy Halloween too.