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Alexandra Erin in a Ghost Costume

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Some highlights from last night's trick or treating:

Our six foot Grim Reaper ran out of battery power about half an hour in and started just repeating the first word of his first phrase: "Don't... don't... don't..."

A child shushed him going past. "Be quiet, Mr. Don't."

Our neighbor two houses down got an Uber Eats delivery a bit after 6, when official hours had started but before we had any customers, so I walked over and gave him a treat bag after he completed his delivery.

This year my outfit had pockets so I started keeping some treat bags on me for the kids who *really* didn't want to walk through the spooky yard to the spooky house.

Cut short a lot of awkward scenes of parents trying to cajole them.

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