My grandmother's celebrating her 91st today, so in her honor, some of my favourite anecdotes.
Visiting her local golf club a while back, she noticed the dress code specifying the following: "shirts with large lettering are not allowed."
Bellow that rule she added:
"If it says 'fuck off' in small letters, it's fine."
Bellow that rule she added:
"If it says 'fuck off' in small letters, it's fine."
A sign on the London Underground read "Attacks on staff will be treated with the upmost severity".
Bellow she added "...and passengers?" using her lipstick.
Bellow she added "...and passengers?" using her lipstick.
Reading an article about David Beckham she noted it mentioned him being one quarter Jewish.
In response she sent a letter to the editor: "May we perhaps know what querter? And whether it includes the important bit...? His right foot?"
In response she sent a letter to the editor: "May we perhaps know what querter? And whether it includes the important bit...? His right foot?"
