Army of frog friends and I marched in hoplite phalanx into Kentucky voting booths bearing bronze armor and shields. We left spears outside. Wouldn't fit through doors.
After vote, comes bus full of fake voters. We scare them with our mere presence as we form ranks.
#iVoted
After vote, comes bus full of fake voters. We scare them with our mere presence as we form ranks.
#iVoted
Old and crippled flee bus. We take bus, and young women left in bus entranced by our might. We then attak liquor store, take all bourbon.
Currently throwing victory feast at local greek restaurant. Delicious lamb gyros. Flesh of innocent lambs only thing to sate warrior spirit.
Currently throwing victory feast at local greek restaurant. Delicious lamb gyros. Flesh of innocent lambs only thing to sate warrior spirit.
In all seriousness though, my voting place is in DEEEEEEEP blue Kentucky district in Lexington.
2016 and 2018, at the time I went (7:15ish in the morning) the line was out the door with people voting before they went to work.
Today? EMPTY.
I think @GovMattBevin has this.
2016 and 2018, at the time I went (7:15ish in the morning) the line was out the door with people voting before they went to work.
Today? EMPTY.
I think @GovMattBevin has this.
