According to the library shelf usually frequented by the gaggle of the most irritating and incessantly giggly ladies-in-waiting, it was a fool-proof method of meeting a prince charming. Half-way up the hill, Gabriel was willing to reconsider.
"Stay," Gabriel mumbled at Ripper, who tilted its head with the dumb animal curiosity.
"I have glass in my hair, and you are responsible, you oaf."
Jack only inhaled slowly and gripped the edge of the coffin while leaning down.
"Airholes. You forgot airholes."
"How did you even get here?" Gabriel pouted, picking the shards out of his hair.
And without the doubt, the whole flock was sitting on the tree, with Huginn and Muninn on the highest perch available. Feathered turncoats, all of them.
"You ruined my kiss."
"You want me to kiss you?" Jack blinked with pure stupid written on his face plain as day.
"Absolutely not!"
"Yeah," Jack looked to the side, "that's what I thought. I wouldn't like to kiss you either. Ew." He tacked on at the end.
"Good!" Gabriel ground out with narrowed eyes.
"Good!" Jack turned and started walking down the slope. Without a moment's pause, Ripper got up and started following him with a noticeable excited skip in his trot.
"Idiot."
The rest of the flock joined in. Yes, he really needed that new cloak, right now.