The dialogue. What's the worst written movie you've ever witnessed? Multiply that by 200.
A chimpanzee learning American sign language could have concocted a better script.
"What's going on?"
"The Japanese are attacking us."
Cut scene.
The entire script was a collection cliches.
"Sir, the Japanese are retreating."
Nimitz: "We won."
*Roll credits. Literally the last real line of dialogue is a hollow "We won."
"He is ordering us to charge, like the Samurai, to save our honor."
This was another real line in the film.
This means the best acting in this film was done by the CGI Dauntless dive bombers. Because they had no lines. Therefore, best by default.
"So and so received three Navy Crosses, the Navy's highest decoration for combat." Lol, what?
Dick Best "WON" a Navy Cross.
HOLY SHIT EVEN JUST LOOK AT WIKIPEDIA
Imagine surviving that hell just to sit through this portrayal of what you endured
It's like having a movie about the November 2004 Battle for Fallujah directed by Pauly Shore
I was praying it was choking on popcorn for me to put me out of my misery.
The genocide and wartime atrocities committed by fanatical Japanese against Chinese civilians - not to mention the treatment of American POWs, would give me pause on that one.
Let's dedicate this film, Roland.
"Did he have any identifying features?" the doc asks.
"He would have been wearing his Annapolis class ring," he answers.
How many officers at Pearl had class rings?
"I always thought we'd grow old and tell lies about what we did in the big war."
Every department who participated in this film should be sent into deep space.
Never forget, Dennis Quaid in Emmerich's "Day After Tomorrow" walked... WALKED... from DC to Philadelphia in a day ... in an ice age