@AriFleischer @realDonaldTrump I also saw no crime committed and I am willing to testify.
In fact! I didn't even overhear about a crime being committed and nobody ever told me about overhearing a crime being committed either.
So why haven't I been subpoenaed?
In fact! I didn't even overhear about a crime being committed and nobody ever told me about overhearing a crime being committed either.
So why haven't I been subpoenaed?
@AriFleischer @realDonaldTrump Please advise if you would like to hear my statement and I will respond by written answers only. My testimony is as valuable as what's been going on during these impeachment hearings. It's worth NOTHING.
@AdamSchiff
@AdamSchiff
@AriFleischer @realDonaldTrump @AdamSchiff If I am sworn in I will not SWEAR to tell the truth. At which point, I'm sure, Mr. Chairman will allow me to proceed with my opening statement:
My name is Anonymous. I've been fired TWICE & never recovered. I'm here because I'm here. And very sad.
My name is Anonymous. I've been fired TWICE & never recovered. I'm here because I'm here. And very sad.
@AriFleischer @realDonaldTrump @AdamSchiff Q: We are so sorry you are sad & value your sadness. Tell us about when you were in Ukraine.
A: Ukraine? Or Mykraine?
Q: Ukraine.
A: I've never been to Ukraine.
Q: But you have HEARD of Ukraine?
A: Yes. I believe so.
A: Ukraine? Or Mykraine?
Q: Ukraine.
A: I've never been to Ukraine.
Q: But you have HEARD of Ukraine?
A: Yes. I believe so.
@AriFleischer @realDonaldTrump @AdamSchiff Q: Who told you about Ukraine? Don't worry. We are here for you. Your knowledge is invaluable. We ❤❤❤ you.
A: Thank you. Ummm. Yes. To the best of my knowledge it was my 8th or 9th grade teacher who told me about Mykraine. I mean...Ukraine. Yes. It's all so clear.
A: Thank you. Ummm. Yes. To the best of my knowledge it was my 8th or 9th grade teacher who told me about Mykraine. I mean...Ukraine. Yes. It's all so clear.
@AriFleischer @realDonaldTrump @AdamSchiff Q: What happened next? You heard about Ukraine and then you were FIRED? This is an impeachable offense!!! Look here! The President just tweeted about you! He said QUOTE I never even heard of this person before! UNQUOTE What is your reaction to this Tweet?
@AriFleischer @realDonaldTrump @AdamSchiff A: I am mortified & feel intimidated. May I go home now, please?
Q: The sacrifices you've made for our country can never be repaid. We will not subject you to any further questioning. Thank you.
A: I will be very willing to speak more about Mykraine when you need me.
Q: The sacrifices you've made for our country can never be repaid. We will not subject you to any further questioning. Thank you.
A: I will be very willing to speak more about Mykraine when you need me.
@AriFleischer @realDonaldTrump @AdamSchiff @threadreaderapp
Unroll PLEASE.
Unroll PLEASE.
