"By winning governor's races in Louisiana and Kentucky, Democrats ran the risk of being too successful ahead of next year's election. The party could now embrace over-winning, setting themselves up for a sad election night 2020." - free lede for NY Times or otherwise in MSM
"You can't just keep winning elections like this. Something bad is sure to happen," said Lance McGillicuddy, a democratic strategist who hasn't won a race since 1975 but who we called up for a quote in this article. "We have a finite amount of wins, and theyre wasting them."
"Beating us in red states just shows how weak the Democratic party is," said Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale. "They show strength in areas where we're supposed to be wrong. It's a disaster waiting to happen." We did not bother applying logic to Mr. Parscale.
"We won and that's good," said DNC chairman Tom Perez, but when we asked noted nonpartisan political advisor Sean Hannity to respond to Perez he said, "Nuh uh." Then he stuck his tongue out and threw a smoke bomb.
The party's struggles continue as it continues to show high engagement from millions of voters for a vast array of presidential campaigns who have vowed to throw their complete backing to the ultimate victor.
Meanwhile President Trump continues to sit in the catbird seat. Losing elections in red states. Suffering from historically low opinion ratings,seeing a daily barrage of credible non-partisan civil servants expose the criminality of his presidency.
It is very bad for Democrats.
It is very bad for Democrats.
"This is good news for John McCain," said disgraced sexual harasser Mark Halperin. "Good news indeed," he added as he boarded Donald Trump's personal helicopter. 
