By Terf War.
Some doctors are cruel, and hurtfully* write on their notes that I am 'morbidly obese'.
This damages my mental health and self-worth.
I will stop seeing and listening to doctors from now on so they cannot casually invalidate me.
...1/ (will be of many!)
I identify as 'trans slim'.
Therefore, I must genuinely be slim**, and all of you must accept that my Body Mass Index is actually 21, lest you callously invalidate me as a trans sliman and hurt my feelings.
Yes! Regardless of what your eyes tell you! ...2/
Because trans slims are slims. I understand that now.
You need to understand that also, and – what? What did you say?
No! No arguments! ...3/
Our sincerity and our manifold suffering is incontrovertible!
No “evidence” is required! ...4/
We say it once, and our word alone should be more than enough to satisfy even the likes of you, you bigots! ...5/
Trans slims are slims.
Oh, REALLY? That’s the best you can manage? Come on! ...6/
Trans slims are slims!
AGAIN! LOUDER! Put some ‘oomph’ into it!
TRANS SLIMS ARE SLIMS!
There, that’s more like it! Wasn’t so hard, was it?
But enough of your bigotry, bullying and literal violence. ...7/
This is called 'Rapid Onset Size Dysphoria', or ROSD. ...8/
People would rally to my newly svelte and sexy side at trans slim rallies and parades because they are overjoyed for me ...10/
I want all of you to celebrate my coming out as a trans sliman!
I want the party to be all about how wonderful my newly-discovered magic, inner slimly-person essence is ...11/
But this morning, when I went to the size 6-10 aisle at Myers (like M&S if you're in the UK), selected several garments and carried them to the fitting room to try on, ...12/
It was so humiliating!
She told me these things would never fit me and that I’d break the stitching if I tried to put them on. ...13/
How dare she?
I told her the truth of my identity and that she was discriminating against me and other trans slimen. ...14/
She is clearly trans slimphobic. She has privilege by being born into the right body. ...15/
Does she not know who I am and how much I have suffered? ...16/
So I need all of you to accompany me to the store this afternoon to attack – I mean, to confront – the evil trans slimphobic attendant and her manager, ...17/
They and the entire fashion industry must be forced to apologise and reform, so bring scissors to destroy any of the clothing that is hurtfully labelled size 6-8 ...18/
And if that is such a problem, all garments in future should be made so that ‘One size fits all’.
That would be fairest and would not hurt trans slimen by mis-sizing us.
Because if anything triggers our size dysphoria, ...19/
And we know that size dysphoria can lead to suicide attempts by us if slimly essences are not validated immediately and frequently.****
That, too, is on the interwebs, so it must also be true. ...20/
Trans slims ARE slims! Trans slims ARE slims!
I know that all of you will eagerly validate me by using the noun ‘sliman’ to describe me.
Oh, the relief and joy I will feel at the sound of that! ...23/
Literally, embrace me. ...24/
If they still refuse, I will accuse them of being trans slimphobic and carpet-bomb their social media accounts with the slur that best fits them: SERF. ...28/
If they dig their heels in, I will find out where they live and nail a dead rat to their door.
Surely corrective rape is also warranted to punish them for their hate speech and literal violence. ...29/
*I am, of course, taking the piss. I don’t feel hurt when doctors refer to my obesity. It’s a medical term, and to deny it would be as absurd and delusional ...30/
**If our only choices are ‘slim’ and ‘trans slim’, then we can do away with the hurtful categories ‘fat’, ‘obese’ and any derivations thereof. Make them go away. Erase them. Good riddance. ...32/
The first of two important questions I most want answered is to do with proof. Now, I don’t dispute for a second that there are genuinely transgendered folk. I happen to know several, of both biological sexes, and I regard them very highly. ...36/
But if male people who retain their male genitalia, who have no intention of taking hormones ...37/
How is it reasonable to accommodate one, but not the other?
(As it turns out, some trans women cynically make their one required legal claim for the certificate just before ...40/
DNA and detectable hormone levels notwithstanding, since there are no brain scans or blood tests that can objectively and empirically disprove trans’ rights activists’ ...45/
Emboldened as this manipulative rabble are now, what other outrageous claims might an increasingly skeptical public be forced to endure and accommodate? ...47/