An alternative hypothesis: real Conan, a female dog, died tragically from her injuries, but in order to avoid having the raid overshadowed by the bad PR of a dead dog, the White House brought in an impostor Conan, a male dog, for photo ops.
Because we're not allowed to have fun things anymore, I feel compelled to wave the sarcasm flag for this tweet.
(But also even though the feds can't get their shit together in responding to reporters, Conan is definitely a boy dog. This isn't rocket science, people.)
(But also even though the feds can't get their shit together in responding to reporters, Conan is definitely a boy dog. This isn't rocket science, people.)
Thank you @ashleyfeinberg for sparing me from having to provide the MS Paint proof on this one.
