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Ok, I've had enough. Everybody is making a big deal of Jim Simmons generating 66% CAGR (pree-fee) since 1998. Clearly, you guys haven't heard of our genius Indian traders. Simmons is a baccha in front of these guys!! Jim, if you're reading this, you're nothing. Thread with proof.
Genius #1
929%
Genius #2
363%! Beat that Simmons
Genius #3
2.5 crore in day. How's that Jim?
Genius #4
Rs 1 lakh in 15 Mins. Beat that Simmons!
Genius #5
1 crore in 1 day 😎
Genius #6
75% Simmons. You're nothing!
Genius #7
45% in just 1 year
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Genius #8
100%
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Genius #9
1 lakh a day, Jim!
Genius #10
8 lakhs a week, Jim.
So, Jim. Take your chillar 66% and buzz off. If you want to be a genius like our Indian traders, most of these guys provide advisory and seminars. Signup, now!

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45 Days Of @ElvisCostello: a twitter megathread in anticipation of the Oct 12 release date of LOOK NOW, the new LP by Elvis Costello & The Imposters

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I did something similar to this 5 years ago, in anticipation of EC & @theroots' Wise Up Ghost LP, on tumblr.

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