Predictions for last-minute CPC-fuelled revelations of "Scandal!"

1. Obama's step-brother releases a birth certificate showing Trudeau was born in Kenya
2. Trudeau lied on a poll about liking butter tarts
3. Trudeau said he can snowboard "switch" when he can only board "regular"
4. Trudeau owns a pizza parlour. With a secret basement.
5. Brett Wilson reveals Trudeau used a private email server to order from amazon.com
6. Trudeau's campaign planes are run on soylent green
7. Trudeau doesn't chill his salad fork
8. Trudeau cheats at hacky-sack
9. Brock Harrison confirms that when Trudeau dreams at night it's always only in French
10. Trudeau and Singh FaceTimed once in 2018
11. Trudeau once gave a positive Yelp review to a Turkish restaurant
12. An 8-year-old Trudeau voted for separation in the 1980 Quebec Referendum
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