Friends! @VPrasadMDMPH and I have found a critical new disease! It is called crimson bloodedness.
Don't laugh.
Turns out 20% of you are afflicted. The rest have normal red blood.
You can only tell with a test which we will charge good money for.
Don't laugh.
Turns out 20% of you are afflicted. The rest have normal red blood.
You can only tell with a test which we will charge good money for.
Don't worry, it has AI and omics goodness in it.
It is CHRomics (i.e. looking at colors)
It is CHRomics (i.e. looking at colors)
Turns out if you are crimson blooded you will live an average of 87+/-2 years
This is 0.23 minutes less long than normal red blooded people.
This is 0.23 minutes less long than normal red blooded people.
Although you might want to blame your poor performance in grammar or math on crimson or red blood, it turns out it has no effect on that or any other thing we can assess.
In other words it will not affect your QUALITY OF LIFE at all.
Too bad @djc795 will have nothing to measure here.
Too bad @djc795 will have nothing to measure here.
But it is a diagnosis. @VPrasadMDMPH and I will petition to have it included in ICD11!
We have a perfectly good screening test for it too!
One that will ensure @VPrasadMDMPH and I can afford to retire to a warm tropical paradise.
One that will ensure @VPrasadMDMPH and I can afford to retire to a warm tropical paradise.
Why would half of you folks think screening for such a thing would be a good idea?
(Except to support @VPrasadMDMPH retirement fund, naturally)
(Except to support @VPrasadMDMPH retirement fund, naturally)
Now please go use what you just learned and vote here:
