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Mike Pence's Version of Matthew 25:35-40:

"For I was hungry and you OBSERVED me, I was thirsty and you OBSERVED me, I was a stranger and you OBSERVED me, I was in prison and you OBSERVED me. Do the least for your brothers, and get a jackpot in Heaven!"

Pence's body language is so arrogant and uncaring, it's as if he's thinking, “I'll show socialist, freeloader-enabling Jesus how compassion in done by REAL Christians in REAL America!”#EvangelicalFamilyValues
REMINDER:

The Evangelicals never really cared about values.

The Tea Party never really cared about deficits.
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Thoughts and prayer for @JerryFalwellJr, who took time away from scolding others about their moral failings to join his wife for a tawdry romp with a pool boy.
The parable about the rich Pharisee and the hot, penniless pool boy has always been one of my favorites, too.
Who lied about their being nude Falwell photos in their pool boy scandal?

A. The shady lawyer who is in jail for lying?

or

B. The evangelical scold who tells everyone, every chance he gets, that he’s a man of God?

[CORRECT ANSWER: B]
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Evangelicals have to constantly tell you they're Christian – because otherwise you'd never guess.
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Listen to this clip of the same #fakeChristian, @robertjeffress, the @thelesliejordan of homophobic evangelicals pastors.

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