Thread by @weaselx86

The Dumb Cowpoke (nee Ghost Riders in the Sky)
[Version 2]

YY = Yippie yi yay, Yippie yi ooh

A dumb cowpoke went ridin' out one dark and windy day
He rested on his tractor 'cause a bridge was in his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw
Stampeding toward his sorry ass, with a cry of MOO-HA-HA

YY
The twitter herd shock and awe

He felt their tweets like fire and their barbs were made of steel
He sued his cow and Twitter for the names it could reveal
A bolt of fear went through him and he felt the end was nigh
For he saw his mama coming fast, and he heard her drunken cry

YY
The drunk mama on the rye

His rants are mad, his logic flawed, his bluster makes him sweat
He's trying hard to catch that cow, but he ain't caught her yet
'Cause he got a bit too busy with his troubles in the House
As Lev shows off his cell phone, Dev cries and hits the souse

YY
The dumb cowpoke in the House

As the Cabinet perp-walked by him, he heard one call a wail
If you want to save your life from hell a-rotting in our jail
Then cowpoke change your ways today or with us you will die
For selling out the USA, with one big endless lie

YY
The dumb cowpoke's endless lie