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There are times when I wish I could simply post tweets about cats instead of all these threads about the dregs of society.
Perhaps I should give it a try ...
Yeah, here's one about a LibDem MP and his incinerated feline friend ...
Paul Keetch, a seasoned philanderer, split with his girlfriend in an acrimonious tiff. In letters to her he threatened to send her the ashes of her cats and release intimate pictures of her if he refused to have sex with him.
Nice folks, eh? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…
But there is a lot more to this Hereford MP than meets the eye, so stay tuned, cat lovers ...
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Dame Alun Roberts
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Seldom has such an obnoxious man got up my nose like Piers Morgan over the past few days, harassing Megan like he has.
Is he abusing her to deflect from his own associations with pervs and paedophiles?
Take Archpaedophile Jimmy Savile for instance ... standard.co.uk/news/londoners…
And then there are his business links to Matthew Freud at the Press Gazette where two perverts, Max Clifford and Clement Freud were added to the payroll.
The paedophile Jeffrey Epstein of course had Matthew Freud on speed dial!
Piers laughed off Jimmy Savile's underage sex joke.
Well he would, wouldn't he! Hadn't the guts to pull him up on it ...
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Habet neun! Habet neun!
Roughly translates into English as 'Take Five'!
Sorry folks, T'is the gin, T'is the gin!
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There are some stories you simply couldn't make up:
Ffion Jenkins, better known as Billy Goat Hague's better half and Outward Bound patron together with Willy's mate Jimmy Savile, taught Willy Welsh when he was Welsh Secretary before she became his wife.
In early 1997, several national newspapers reported that Welsh Language Society activists from the Land of Our Fathers had stormed the office of William Hague's agent in God's Own County in search of political ammunition:
The office was that of David Moyle, Hague's agent in Northallerton ... and ammunition (presumably in English) there was plenty, much of which was thrown out onto the street below!
You don't have to have a stash of porn to be an aide to a senior Tory, but it does help!
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