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Isn’t this a beautiful plate? I love it so much that I splurged the $5 to buy a new one when I renewed with @MichSoS a few weeks ago. (Like a responsible adult, BEFORE my birthday!) Image
Side note: did you know how easy it is to schedule an appointment online? It took me three seconds this morning. Seriously convenient. Image
But why do I need an appointment if I renewed online? That’s overkill!!!!
Well, friends. This is what came in the mail. I’m gonna need something else, please. Image
If you’re thinking, “What are the chances?!” between cackling and crying, I’ll take that question of probability and raise you this:

The SOS employee who helped me correct this unfortunate situation recognized we share the SAME BIRTHDAY!

Is @JocelynBenson the new punk’d host?
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