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Remember kids, when a cop says “you can take them to court” that means you have an airtight case.

Actually it’s police jargon for “Why did you call us, you petty child?” Ask any cop.
“The policeman on the phone said I could sue you. I’ll own Target by next month!”

GALAXY BRAIN
Any judge on planet earth would laugh him out of court.

You know as well as I that he tried to shame Target into giving him the toothbrush by putting an innocent employee on blast. I honestly hope the employee sues him. I’d donate to help her.
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They’re clearly trying to set up a narrative. Biden constantly forgets what state he’s currently in, and what he’s even talking about.

If you question it, you’ll be called out as cruel and hateful.

It’s wild they didn’t try to push this narrative while he ran for VP.
Stand by for the media to demonize Trump anytime he questions Biden’s words from here on out.

“He has a disability. How dare you!”

You know I’m right.
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“He should be asked why Warren would make something up”

Are we living in a fantasy? Warren’s entire life history was made up for heavens sake.

Honestly, is there a single day that goes by that she’s not caught in a lie?
We all know that Jennifer Rubin is garbage, but this is beyond the pale.

Twitter doesn’t have enough hard drive space for me to name the lies told by Warren.
Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing I love more than watching that commie Bernie get dragged, but propping Warren up as some kind of “me, too” movement that never lies is the funniest thing on this site.
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This is Lit. Warren works her way over to Bernie, rejects a handshake, exchanged words and Bernie angrily walks away.
You know as well as I that there has to be a hot mic of that argument.
CNN is replaying this.

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