Thread by @WillBlackWriter

#BrexitEveLyrics

It was #BrexitEve babe
Farage the drunk stank
The old man said to me, won't see another Pole
And then he sang a song
A rare old Nazi one
I turned my face away
And dreamed about EU

The far-right got a lucky one
Came in combat eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's not for me and EU
So happy Brexmas
I love you baby
We need to fight for a better time
When xenophobia is dead

They've told lies as big as skies
About rivers of blood
The lies go right to you
Reality isn't understood
When Farage grabbed your hand
On a cold #BrexmasEve
He promised a golden dawn
Is what you would see

He's loathsome
He's shitty
Met Trump in New York City
When the golden lift stopped moving
They went for a shower

Bannon was spinning
All the Nazis were saluting
Farage pissed in the corner
While Trump tweeted spite

The twats of the ERG
Were losing their shit
As the bell wasn't bonging
For Brexit day

They are bums
They flunked
I wish they were on junk
Lying to tabloid readers and Drips braindead
You scumbag you maggot
You cheap lousy braggard
Happy Brexmas my arse
I pray God it's your last

"I could have been someone!"
Well so could anyone!
"Migrants took my dreams from me
When they first came here"

They did all the work for you
They lifted the country too
You can't make it all alone
Your life is dependent on them

And the twats of the EDL
Were losing their shit
As the bell wasn't bonging
For Brexit day

(Apologies to Shane at @poguesofficial)