I mean, I know in every case I ever tried, the jury foreperson always checked in the with the defendant and said, "So when do you want to be acquitted? How does next Wednesday sound? Good?"
And then the judge was like, "you know, I just can't intervene in this. Wednesday it is."
And then the judge was like, "you know, I just can't intervene in this. Wednesday it is."
*checked in with* I'm tired.
And, you know, the defense counsel moved to hold the whole trial with no documents and no witnesses, and the judge was like, SURE!
And then when the fix was in, the defendant got to give a speech on the floor of the courtroom celebrating his victory.
