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The fact that #RecallRomney is trending thanks to Patriotic Real Americans, while I, an immigrant, know that a US Senator cannot be recalled, is perfect.
It is an absolutely perfect, flawless illustration of today's America.
You sad dumbasses. Sad, sad dumbasses.
Citizenship tests, @benshapiro? Citizenship tests for everyone? Bring them the fuck on, Benny boy! The GOP will have zero seats in the Senate. None! Fucking Montana will be stone cold blue as the only people with voting rights will be university students.
Bring. Them. On!
@benshapiro The best part of today is all the Trumpkins in my mentions with semi-literate screams of "AcTUaLly In uTaH yOU cAn! YoU r tHe rEaL dUmBAss!"
Reading the US Constitution is hard, of course. Just ask an immigrant nearby to read it aloud for you. We are everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
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