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THE SAME MAN Who Believes Jesus Died 2Save Humanity(Offcourse That is Nonsense) is The One Saying Nigeria is Not Worth Dying For. Nigeria Was Worth Dying For When As A Member of The Peace Committee He Was Relevant and Could Get Whatever He Wanted From Government...
Nigeria Was Worth Dying For When Those Who Looted Nigeria Dry Gave Tens and Hundreds Of Millions of NAIRA to God Through The Conduit Pipes We Call Churches and Mosques. Nigeria Was Worth Dying For When Churches and Mosques Were Blown up Frequently and Entire Communities Were...
Ravaged By Insurgency. Nigeria Was Worth Dying For When Hundreds of Billions Was Collected in the Name of Federal and State Projects and Never Executed. Nigeria Was Worth Dying For When The Orjis Raped Abia, The Odilis Raped Rivers, The Diezzani Raped NNPC, The Obasanjos...
Spent Billions of USD Without Electricity (Judge PMB in 2023). Men Like Matthew Kukah Represents The Insanity of Morality Powered By The Criminality of Politics. WE are A People Driven By Petty Bigotry, Emboldened By Ethnocentrism and Backed By Audaciously Sentimental...
Religiosity. WE NO FIT WELL... But Let Someone Tell The Archbishop That Craze is Not Exclusive and Extreme Nationalism is What Will Make Nigeria Great Again #MANGA Not Religious Hypocrisy Laced With Political Corruption! THEY KNOW THAT WE KNOW!
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Retson Tedheke
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EVERYDAY A Mosque and Church is Built in Nigeria, A Bandit, Religious Extremist, Kidnapper and An Armed Robber is Born. EVERYTIME We Discover That A Politician Just Stolen N1billion, A Minimum of 100 Nigerians Will Die From Abandoned Road Contracts...
EVERYTIME, We Reduce National Historical Challenges To Ethnocentric Battles We Create The Room For More Divisions Nationwide. EVERYDAY Our Parents, Siblings, Relatives Build/Buys Properties in Abuja or Lagos, Our Healthcare Crisis Will Increase, Our Unemployment Will Increase...
and Our Poverty Will Escalate. EVERYDAY Lecturers Loot Research Funds and Pad Their University Budgets, We Will Graduate Prostitutes, Thieves, Scammers and Terrorists. We Are All The Origin of Our Problems, We Have All Created. This Mess and Until We All Are Ready 2Fix It,
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Retson Tedheke
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LOL! They Booed PMBUHARI Today? You Don't Mean it. You Mean They Came in Their Numbers Even When They Were Not Expecting Him and Booed Him? You Mean They Angrily Booed Him? You Mean The Children Were Angry With Their Father and They Booed Him? You Mean When Manchester United...
Fans Express Anger Against Poor Play Today, They Will Not Hail When They Play Well Tomorrow? You Mean As They Booed Him They Stone Him? You Mean They Did Not Stone Him? They Attacked Him? They Did Not Attack Him? You Mean They Set Burnfire Along The Road To Stop Him?...
They Did Not? So They Only Booed Him?... YOU DON'T MEAN IT!!! Get The Fuck Out of My Face. The Citizens Reserve The Right 2B Angry and They Expressed it. That is Democracy. If That is 2Much 2Comprehend...Relocate! WHERE IS THE NEXT BOOING LOCATION ABEG? UNA NO WELL!!!
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Retson Tedheke
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WHEN I MADE The Choice Like Millions of others 2Remove GEJ in 2015, My Objective Was To Make PMBuhari President and Lead NAIJA Well as a Human Being. I Never Expected A Miracle Then as I am Not Expecting it Now. There Will Be Days of Disappointment and Days of Happiness...
There Will Days of Hailing and Days I Will Wail. There Will Be Days of Tears and Days of Joy. If You on The Other Hand Made A Mistake of Removing GEJ and Voting PMB and Now Feel There is a Messiah/Saviour Out There 2Perform Miracles, I Cannot Hold it Against You...
But, Enjoy Your Pains of Seeing PMBuhari Make His Mistakes, Let Me Enjoy The Joy of His Presidency With Our National Challenges. I Will Not Be a Prostitute Like You. I am The Fly That Follows Dead Body 2D Grave. I am The Man That Will Not Look Back After Putting My Hands on...
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Was #Jesus a #Mythical figure based on the #Greek #god #Dionysus?
Um, #NO, and here is why. (#Updated and #Expanded)
Dionysus (Roman Bacchus, also called Liber) was the Greek god of wine. In the mainstream myth, he is the son of Zeus and a mortal woman named Semele. Despite having a human mother, he was born a full- fledged god, and went around the ancient world, teaching, fighting Amazons
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Is #Jesus one of the #DyingAndRising #gods, and thus pure #Myth?
Um, #NO, and #gorillas will show you why…
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One of #Nigeria's leading road transporters, @PMTNigeria has about 65 terminals in 26 states, employing thousands directly or indirectly & facilitating integration across the country. It's supposed to be 1 of those SMMEs that govt all over the country shd support
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(THREAD) #Nigeria: In this thread I will be posting all #ISWAP attack claims and everything connected to Nigerian Army's fight against the terrorists in northeastern part of the country. It will be better to have everything in one place. Stay tuned.
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So I was in church yesterday and the pastor was talking about the resurrection of Jesus (Easter is coming ☺)

The message was enlightening but my naughty mind was just thinking what if Jesus was born, bred and died in Modern #Nigeria

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It was a hot afternoon, Jesus and them boys (the disciples)just finish causing traffic on third mainland bridge. Everywhere was blocked from the bridge to VGC. People were just offing shirt and putting palm frond on the ground shouting "Hosanna"
Me I was just in traffic thinking "which time person won come reach house today with all this traffic, o my God"
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