Fact:
Hobbits routinely live for more than 100 years in good health
Fact:
Hobbits are shown to be able to have large families
Fact:
The population density of the shire still seems relatively low
Hypothesis:
Hobbit condoms??
Hobbits routinely live for more than 100 years in good health
Fact:
Hobbits are shown to be able to have large families
Fact:
The population density of the shire still seems relatively low
Hypothesis:
Hobbit condoms??
This also confused me about the Dunedain, who live a few hundred years but have almost entirely died out, but based on Aragorn they spend most of those years too busy moping.
OH MY GOD THE HUNGER GAMES MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE SET IN THE SHIRE
“You have to kill 23 other hobbit children”
“What?? That’s horrible! Why would I do that?”
“You don’t get to eat until you do.”
...
“FUCK THOSE WEE FUCKERS ITS DISTRICT ELEVENSIES TIME”
“What?? That’s horrible! Why would I do that?”
“You don’t get to eat until you do.”
...
“FUCK THOSE WEE FUCKERS ITS DISTRICT ELEVENSIES TIME”
